I'll be acting as our DM of sorts! I'll be controlling most of the story, but you three will be helping to move it along! You won't be using rolling any dice, I, however, will be using a random number generator to control the probability of what you will be doing! How does this sound?
(Tries not to scream)
(PLEASE! I have never been in an official-ish game but I've seen a butt-ton of D&D and I NEEDED something like this! (Also, are we doing normal 5e or is homebrew allowed? I'm just asking…))
Oml Lex I gotta get in on this))
I'm a starting DM, I have no clue what any of that means. But sure, you can join. I'll grab a form example in a moment.
(It's fine! I'm a huge D&D nerd, sorry…)
I’ve only played one game and well… it was awesome Also I’ve listened to all of Balance from The Adventure Zone and omfg it was so good))
I'm starting The Adventure Zone.
(I have no idea what that is… I'll look it up sometime!)
I have arrived! May I join?
I have arrived! May I join?
Sure! Note that I have a spot reserved for someone.