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Welcome to….
THE BANDIT TERRITORIES!
Looking for an unforgettable adventure in the authentic dystopian Eastern Region of the United States? Bring your family and friends to The Bandit Territories!
This wide swathe of untamed New England forest, mountains, and ruined cities is claimed by bloodthirsty bandits, including such legendary tribes as the Hounds, the Devil-Birds, and the Valley Stalkers!
Our professional guided tours take visitors on an expedition through each territory, and will include special meet-and-greets with the tribe leaders! Learn the dark past of the formidable Boar-back, share food and drink with cunning Nine Lives Nel, and even receive a valuable piece of bandit loot from Jackal Death-Hide as a souvenir! "Loot" item value may vary. Acclimation of a souvenir is not a guaranteed part of our tour.
When the tour is over and you've explored the exclusive City Ruins location to your satisfaction, stick around for a historical reenactment of The Battle of Blood and Death as it occurred in 2036 during the Second American Civil War. Witness true acts of valor and heroism, all replayed by a cast of skillful, knowledgeable bandit warriors! Seats at the battlefield are not included in the original price of the tour. Keep your hands and head behind the protective barrier at all times. We have been instructed by our lawyers to advise that young children should not view the reenactment as it may be disturbing for some viewers. Our company is not responsible for any injury, illness, or discomfort you may experience while under the care of our guides. See our Tour Center for more details.
THE BANDIT TERRITORIES
Where your next adventure awaits!