@Oakiin
This internet famous adjacent mindtickle for anyone unfamiliar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqYey0ScCA4
The Detroit Become Human one was the first one I saw, still one of the best haha
Basically, take some of your funniest lines and put them as a emotion potion that could have the right Neighborhood music playing under it. You'll need twelve to fill the whole internet famous adjacent mindtickle, but less is fine too. They don't have to rhyme, but they can!
Mine from a fanfic of mine (yes I write fanfic now, how I have fallen haha)
You Invaded the right Origin Island
He had a lidded bucket in one hand.
“Not everyone wants your perfumes, man.”
“I’ve gotten good ages ago.”
“All the girls tell me so.”
“They had silver stabby-wabbies and bows, they weren’t asking us on a twilight munch date.”
All eight peepers blinked as he stared at Dream’s face.
“I dunno what a human is, but they look fishy if you ask me.”
“Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy~”
“A bonkers drunk guy and an eight orbit party old-”
“I’ll give all your carrots to the worms, Techno-”
Absently patting the shield as if it was an old friend.
Scooping lava from the ground to throw it again.