I'm writing this book called immortals about these twelve kids picked by the gods to fight to the death to become the new immortal/god. The thing is that I'm writing them each based off a different zodiac signs. I know a few of them really well but I want to be able to knock down their stereotypical attributes. So have fun with it.
Aries: Over confident pr!ck
Taurus (Mine!): Stubborn hungry @$$hole
Gemini: They won't shut the hell up!
Cancer: Overemotional clumsy b!tch
Leo: Center of the godd@mn universe
Virgo: Edgy B!tch
Libra: Perfectionist. Like take a fu(k!ng break!
Scorpio: Angry Boi
Sagittarius: Chaos put inside a body
Capricorn: Bossy AF!
Aquarius: How the heck can you be both introverted and extroverted at the same time?
Pisces: Why the fu(k you lying?
(Keep in mind this is my over exaggeration of perceiving the zodiac signs. I have friends from all of these signs and don't not hate any of them so please don't get offended.)
As a virgo I appreciate the edgy b!tch comment very much! Overall I would say those are very accurate(sarcastic) descpriptions
thank you, and also I have been explaining Aries to my girlfriend and how I described it was that taurus once stole his cheerio and now he's trying to murder taurus, who's just like "chill, it's a cheerio" and aries is like, "BUT IT WAS MY CHEERIO" (by the way I am an aries)
Makes sense
As a Scorpio, I can definitely agree with ‘Angry Boi’ XD
Yay! I did something good!
I can also agree with overconfident pr!ck. cuz honestly.
Aries: Anger issues and caffeine put into one body along with the wrath of the gods.
Aries: Anger issues and caffeine put into one body along with the wrath of the gods.
true, one time I drank six pots of tea in one day because everyone told me it was a horrible idea. They were right, I wanted to die.
Taurus (Mine!): Stubborn hungry @$$hole
I don't know if I’d call myself an @$$hole, but the stubborn and hungry is definitely me. I do have a bit of an anger issue sometimes if that counts.
Aries: Anger issues and caffeine put into one body along with the wrath of the gods.
true, one time I drank six pots of tea in one day because everyone told me it was a horrible idea. They were right, I wanted to die.
I'm an Aries, but I'm one that lets the anger simmer, I'm also very, very petty.
Aries: Anger issues and caffeine put into one body along with the wrath of the gods.
true, one time I drank six pots of tea in one day because everyone told me it was a horrible idea. They were right, I wanted to die.
I'm an Aries, but I'm one that lets the anger simmer, I'm also very, very petty.
SAME, I don't like confrontation so when I hate you you're the only person who doesn't know how two faced I am.
I'm a Taurus and omg I diiieeed when I read mine!! xD I have so much sarcasm and sass I come out as an @$$hole. But the best part…I literally was eating a huge bag of Doritos as I was reading.
Also I have a Leo friend and your definition of a Leo is PERFECT.
As a Sagittarius, the whole chaos shoved into a body, is more than accurate. That added to the ability to wield a bow and you get a bit more chaos.
ok but the aquarius one is so accurate
As a Sagittarius, the whole chaos shoved into a body, is more than accurate. That added to the ability to wield a bow and you get a bit more chaos.
Agreed. For real though.
Us Capricorns are the embodiment of the phrase "It's my way or the highway"
We're also icons of passive-aggressiveness and bottled emotions. If you make us mad once, we'll still be bringing it up years later.
Also, if any of the signs were to have a 'most likely to be a grammar nazi' award it would definitely go to one of us. We have an addiction to being right.
—L.C.
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