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@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

BARBER ANUBIS AU!!!!!!!!!

Jean sighed heavily, tossing his phone to the side on the couch. He seemed stressed, but should I ask about it? It couldn't be too bad, right?
"What's up?"
I mutter, looking at him curiously over my plate of eggs. He turns his head towards me before dismissively shrugging. After a moment he leans his head back on the couch, facing upwards toward the ceiling.
"My old barber died, the rest out there suck so I don't know what to do, cause I need to trim my hair."
I shrug my shoulders, thinking heavily on whether I should throw out my suggestion or keep it to myself. Nah, it's just a trim, I can do it.
"I could cut your hair."
Jean shoots two cold eyes at me before shaking his head, a slight doubt-filled smirk shading his face as he resists chuckling.
"Absolutely not."
I set down my plate and stand up, furrowing a brow. I was determined to have Jean's permission to cut his hair.
"Why not? I mean I know how."
"You do?"
Well I definitely wasn't a professional, but that wasn't going to help my case against Jean. I shrug confidently and shoot him a grin.
"Yeah, plus if anyone else knows your hair, it's me."
Jean leans forward and thinks for a moment, suspicion layering his face as he looks up at my genuine expression. He stares before rolling his eyes and sighing, tossing his hands up in an exaggerated shrug.
"Whatever, if you fuck it up I'll kill you, alright?"
I snicker as I nod, running off to grab some scissors and a hairbrush. When I return, Jean already had taken down his hair and brushed through it a bit with his fingers. I tossed him the brush to finish it off as he grabs it and continues. Have I ever really seen his hair down and brushed? I know I've seen it down a few times, but even then it only lasted long enough for him to brush through his hair quickly and then tie it into his bun. It wasn't curly, but it had a slight waviness to it. Nevertheless, when he finished brushing through, it fell mostly straight down, reaching past his shoulders.
I whistle as he pulls up a bar stool from the kitchen.
"Damn, didn't realize it was that long."
I mutter with a smirk as Jean shoots me a deadly glare.
"Geez, when's the last time you washed your hair?"
I comment as I start to mess with his hair, combing through to find an even cut.
"Do you want to cut my hair or not, shit-head?"
I hold back a chuckle as I continue quietly.

"whoops that's too short"

then jean shoots him

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

hehe FAIRY ANUBIS AU

I peer out the window, the curtains cold and blocking out the light from the outside as I sigh heavily. Just next to our house was the forest, usually where the lumberjacks worked, but they stopped after they reached too close to the fae circle. They wanted to hide it from the children to avoid them running around in the forest and getting lost with the fae; children are often too naive to understand, and too curious to defend themselves from the fae's tricks. I've never seen a faerie myself, but for some unexplainable reason, I can't seem to fear them. I know it's definitely not because of the fae's tricks, because I've never met one.
A sharp pain resonates on the back of my head; it was my father.
"Get away from the window, you parasite. Get back to cleaning."
I furrow my brow at him, gesturing to the rest of the room. Our house wasn't very big, but the fact that we have a functioning house is a luxury enough. Either way, I held my tongue often to avoid provoking my family, a group of people who have never known love.
"I've already finished cleaning, sir."
He shakes his head and points to the kitchen. The room I avoided most, especially today because of the yelling and sounds of dishes smashing in there. They had finished a few minutes before I finished my cleaning, but neither of them left the kitchen until just now.
"There's a disgusting mess in the kitchen, and some broken dishes next to her. Go clean them up."
I nod and rush to the kitchen, desperate to leave the room that had my father in it. As I walked in, I noticed Crystal, my sister, in there too. She was kneeling next to our mother, who lay on the floor; both of them were crying. I pick up the dishes, careful not to cut my hands but still getting blood on my hands as I finish and return to my mother and sister with a warm wet rag. My mother was sitting up now, but just barely holding herself up. I gently place the towel on her bruised face, causing her to wince as I retaliate.
"Is Kristopher going to be home soon?" Crystal inquires, her voice cracking and barely audible.
I nod my head silently, knowing Kristopher should arrive before dinner because he has the ingredients for tonight. As if on queue, sounds of our father yelling at Kris resonated from the main room. Neither Crystal nor I dared to enter through the door, so we waited for Kristopher to enter the kitchen. After a few moments, he finally walked in. Without a word, he placed the ingredients onto the table and looked at Crystal, who was to cook tonight. Mother finally spoke.
"Jean, could you take the rubbish out and set the table?"
I nod and gather up the trash, including the remaining dish pieces that I must have missed from the floor. Making my way outside, I trudge through the mud to the back of the house to dump the trash onto the pile of garbage that was soon to be collected and burned. As I pour the trash onto the pile, I turn to the woods that eerily resided next to our house. My family was waiting for me to return, I should go back inside. But something was pulling me toward the trees, like a gravitational pull. Was it curiosity? No, I have a responsibility, that usually dominates my curiosity. Was it the voice that I was pretending like I didn't hear? It was faint, but I know I heard someone say, "C'mere."
I'll only be a few minutes.
Without my permission, my legs start moving on their own towards the trees. The trees that pretend to be silent. I passed the first layer of trees, their bark was cold; a contrast to the season we were in; somewhere between spring and summer. I turned back to look at my house. I could still see it; I should return now, I've checked the woods. I start to make my way back to the house, when I thought I saw something in the corner of my eye. I turn to my left, facing the pile of garbage and noticing a few still clean and untouched cookies, safe from the dirt as it sat on a broken plate shard. An idea pops into my head. I grab the cookies and rush back into the woods. I pass the first layer of trees, then the second, then the third, until my speed surpasses my ability to concentrate on counting how many layers I've passed. It got warmer the deeper into the words I ran. Though, it didn't take long until I reached an opening, which is where the faerie ring lay.
The ring was empty. Should I enter it? I have to place the cookies somewhere, where should I put them?
"I hope that's paint on your hands."
I whip my head around to where the voice came from, locking eyes with a smirking boy. He sat with his legs crossed and his hands resting on his knees, but the odd thing was that he was floating, about three feet in the air, as to be eye level with me. It was at that moment that I noticed his wings; they glowed a gentle red color, his attire that of an auburn tint. In a panic, I reach out and hand him the cookies, causing him to eye it with a grin. He didn't take it from my hands, though. I set down the cookies on to a tree stump as he watches me curiously.
"I am Anubis." He begins, holding a hand out towards me with two raised eyebrows, "And your name, please?"
I hesitate, trying to remember the precautions when it came to the fae.
Never give them your name, right?
"Call me Daniel, is Anubis your real name?"
I respond, not shaking his hand, but returning the smile. He blinks and lands on the ground, standing. He was actually shorter than me. His blonde hair seemed to glimmer in the moonlight, showing his blue eyes and freckles. He possessed such a pure looking face, how could he be harmful?
"Anubis is what people call me. Is Daniel your real name?"
I shake my head. It's okay to tell him that, right? I panicked, I didn't want to lie to him.
"So, Danny, is that your blood on your hands?"
I look down at my hands. Damn, I forgot to wash my hands. What do I tell him? I don't even know if it's my mom's or my sister's.
"It's not mine, no."
Anubis grins at me, walking to the tree stump to pick up the cookies. He takes one for himself and hands me one.
"Take this, for your way back home."
I hold up a hand and force a smile, shaking my head gently. I must be careful, but I hardly remembered any of the warnings given to me about faeries. How do I word this? I had to word it carefully.
"I appreciate the offer, but my family is waiting for my return so they can eat dinner. I wouldn't want to ruin my appetite."
Anubis turns slightly away from me, keeping eye contact as he squints his eyes. His smile hasn't left his face, but it's changed depending on each specific expression he has.
"Do you actually wish to return home?"
I shake my head again. Why did I do that? Was that the truth? Why did I respond so quickly?
"Do you wish to stay here?"
I pause, wanting to answer right away. Why? Did he entrap me somehow? Is he trying to entrap me right now? But he's harmless, isn't he? He's giggling, can he read my thoughts?
"I'll translate your hesitation as a yes. Am I correct?"
I didn't want to answer. Yes I did, but I didn't want him to know. He offers me a hand, allowing himself to carelessly float a bit into the air.
"You've already made your way into the circle."
Eyes wide, I turn around to notice that I had somehow wandered into the faerie ring. When did that happen? What does that mean? I scramble to run back out, but his hand locks with mine and he stops me. I turn to look at him as he held his other hand up to wave a finger at me.
"I wouldn't try that. It's bad luck to rush out of faerie ring immediately after entering."
I gaze at his eyes, who seemed to go on forever. How deep were his eyes? No, I need to focus.
"I'm willing to take that risk."
I loosen my wrist out of his grip as I fall forward on the outside of the ring. It was too late; I looked up to notice the sun shining through the leaves in the trees. I turn back to look at him, but I couldn't see him anymore. Did I offend him? Could I see him again soon? How much time had passed? I turn in all directions, trying to find him.
*I should return home. No I shouldn't, I can't return back to that hell. Plus, who knew how much time had passed, the sun is shining now. How could I explain how long I had been gone when I didn't even know how long it was in the first place? I told myself I'd only be a few minutes. *
"Wait, you're right, I don't want to return home." I call out, hoping for a response.
After there was no response, I lower my head, sighing heavily. Why did I want to see him again so much? Curiosity? Boredom? Lust for adventure? The silence is deafening, but I'm not about to give up. I lift my head and call out again.
"I'll give you my real name!"
I really wished they told me more about fae as I grew up; then I would know what I was about to get myself into. But anything could be better than home, right? I wait a few seconds in silence before his voice protrudes from behind me.
"Quite a sacrifice, are you sure you'd hand me something so valuable that holds such power?"
My eyes lock with him; he was sitting on the tree stump, legs crossed. I nod my head at him, stepping towards him a little dizzily after spinning around earlier.
"I would rather be anywhere but home."
I mutter with hopeless confidence. He shrugs and nods his head, looking upwards before turning back to look at me and hold his hand out.
"Then, we shall try this again. Could you give me your name?"
I take his hand and shake it, feeling my heart jump as I respond, my voice confident, but more a matter of me taking a leap of faith. Whatever power I was giving this fae, I'm sure he'd treat it with more care than my father ever could. Hopefully.
"Jean White."

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

Whoa Jean What AU

Today. No, it has to be today. I can't wait any longer, I can't put this off, I can't chicken out, not anymore. Jean has suffered long enough without fighting back, and I know he won't fight back, he's proven that to me himself. I pull out my lighter and flick it open for a second, just to calm myself down. I texted Jean earlier asking if he was at his family's house at the moment, and he said he wasn't and offered for us to meet at his house in a few hours. I had a window of opportunity.
I gaze at the flame a few more moments before putting it away and stuffing it into my pocket. I step out of the car and trudge up the driveway, a bit of a detour from my usual path to the front door, which would usually be specifically through the grass and flowers, but I felt like I had to appear more friendly to them, as if they know my intentions; as if they're watching my every move and will kick me out the moment something is off. Would they notice that I took the driveway instead? It's too late, I'm at the front steps. I take in a breath and step up the stairs, straightening my posture and raise my hand to knock on th-is the door open a crack?
Is it a burglar? Is someone about to leave and they forgot to grab something? I hesitate, slowly pushing the door open and peering in. First I notice the bodies. All of them. Crystal on the floor in front of the chair, Kristopher's body limp on the now red couch, his mother lay on the floor in front of the kitchen doorway, and his father lying in the shambles of what used to be the coffee table.
I then lock eyes with Jean, who noticed me as soon as I opened the door. Blood covered his clothes, hands, face, everything, but not a single bit of guilt resonated behind his eyes. His face was hardened; not even that of surprise or fear, but continued frustration.
"You were supposed to be at my house." He utters coldly, tossing the bloodied knife aside.

@icecubes

"I used to smoke with them.
And god, they loved me. It was so easy. Anubis! They would chant. As if I was a real god. Imagine.
I remember being high off of my ass one day. Super high. Too high. They left to do something, I can't even remember, but I felt so relaxed, I just let them go. So, they left. And, I don't remember what drug I took, but I remember they were psychedelics. I was staring up at my ceiling, and I hear a voice. And I'm like…"

"Back already?"
"Back? I have not visited here before." A deep, silky voice replied instead, one that didn't belong to any of my so-called friends. I slowly turned around and I witnessed a tall figure with the darkest skin and a strange mask - no - head. A jackal. Anubis? The god? He wore golden accessories that shined brighter than anything else in the room. And his face, was beyond intimidating, but through my high, I did not feel fear. His presence sent a strange feeling in my head.
"What the?" I furrowed my brow.
"You have come to bare my name, I see," he said, perfectly still. If he had not talked, I would've assumed Anubis was a statue.
"It's just a nickname," I defended.
He cocked his head. "Is that so? Could you even bare being a god?"
I was unsure how to react. He was a spirit, one who had more power than I. He continued talking after my silence. "No words? Cat got your tongue? Do not worry. You are not worthy of my time. I am only here to tell you, your purity has bloodied my name."
And with that, Anubis vanished. I blinked a few times…

"…And my friends came back. Clearly I was just high, but those were some of my experiences with drugs. What was your original question?"

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

POST APOCALYPTIC JEANUBIS AU

I lower my gun as the blood layers my dirty and sweaty face. They really liked to explode when shot in the head, didn't they? The smoke emanated from my gun as I study the kid on the ground, most of the blood fallen on him. He looks at me with big blue eyes, a bit of an opposite color to the bleak reds and browns and grays that surrounded us.
"You clean?" I utter, my voice raspy and old not only from the countless cigarettes, but the polluted air we've been living in for decades already. The kid nods his head as I shake mine.
"I need to hear you say it, kid." I repeat, raising my voice a little, but keeping the friendly tone that I was faking.
"I'm…I'm clean." He stutters out, but that was enough for me. I reach my hand out for him, who was still on the ground for some reason. I help him up only to notice him lift his left leg slightly, leaning on me.
"I thought you said you were clean!" I snap, preparing myself to drop him back onto the ground, but he holds up his left hand, the one that wasn't wrapped around the back of my neck.
"I am, I am, this is a bullet wound."
"Where the hell did you get a bullet wound from, then?"
"A gun, where the hell do yo-"
"Who's wasting ammo on a clean human?"
He pauses and looks at me, his freckles barely showing through the blood and sweat that caked his face. His hair was blonde, and his features gentle.
"What rock have you been living under?"
I furrow my brow and guide him into a building, locking the door and setting him somewhere to rest his leg.
"Alright, what the hell is going on?" I demand, walking around to search for something to tend to his leg.
"A bunch of people learned to create more bullets by the bulk; they decided the best option is to start killing off people they think are infected."
I return with a stray first-aid kit, which contained just a few bandages and a bottle of antibiotic ointment.
"Why did they think you were infected?" I inquire, opening the bottle and pouring it onto his leg, causing him to tilt his head back and yell out in pain.
"Is the bullet still in there?" I ask as he shakes his head, causing me to wrap the bandages around his leg. He's not wincing anymore.
"Well, people really are worse than the fuckers out there. Guess I might as well kill everyone I come across at this point." I utter as I eye the antibiotic bottle, reading the ingredients. I reach into my pocket and pull out a cigarette, pulling out my lighter to light it.
"Hey…" He breathes out, voice slightly tinged with pain. I turn to the kid, who's eyeing me.
"You want a smoke too?" I question, handing him a cigarette. He waves away the cigarette and points to my lighter.
"No, that." I look at my lighter, which is only about half empty. I know where to find more, but why did he need mine?
"Uh, okay." I utter, handing him the lighter. He snatches it and flicks it on, holding the lighter and gazing at it intensely. I shrug it off and return to my cigarette.
"Anyway, name's Jean. Yours?"
"Anubis." He responds, not looking away from the fire as he lets go of his leg to hold his finger above the fire.
"Hey, careful with that, you don't want to-"
I notice his face. He looked like it was his intention. I shrug once again and sigh.
"Alright, Anubis. Nice to meet you, I guess."
"Yeah, you too GG."
"It's Jean."

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

ok first of all i know ur tone is probably excitement and interest but i habitually read it in a "i'll believe it when i see it" tone and honestly?????? big ass mood anyway here's yA BOI

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

Murder House AU! Chap 2

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I suddenly remembered. What caused me to forget? I suppose I'm not used to it, plus, I'd never been here before, so that explains my initial confusion.
"I…I don't know, they just work."
I mutter, watching him approach me. His eyes squinted at me suspiciously as he sighed heavily. I still didn't understand why he didn't kill me. Is he…actually a killer? He killed the dog, is he capable of killing a man?
"Okay, well, I still haven't gotten your name." He mutters, stepping towards me closer. I step back and look away, scratching behind my neck. Why is he stepping so close to me? Is he suspicious of me? I didn't do anything wrong, certainly not by his standards.
"A-Anubis. Why don't you want to kill me?"
Jean hesitates, but held his composure, as if he was hiding something. Is he hiding something? Is it worth hiding? Does he plan on killing me later?
"The elevator's been broken for like a month, looks like it adhered to you, so…" He looks down, stuffing his hands into his pockets. "…I want out of here."
I blink my eyes, furrowing my brow as he watches me closely. His posture altered to that of false confidence, as if he's masking his shame with anger. Does he do that often?
"What makes you think I want to leave?" I retaliate, crossing my arms and straightening my posture at him as he looks at me with a confused glance.
"Well, this building is full of murderers, do you want to leave?" He asks, his head tilted slightly away from me but his eyes still glaring at mine. The glow of the moon seeped through the windows. Something in the back of my mind still told me it wasn't the moon. Like scratching an itch that'll never be satisfied.
"Of course I want to leave, but that's not why." I respond, sticking my hands into my pockets.
It's gone.
"Why, then?" He utters, intrigued. I pause and look down, shaking my head as I kick my feet. Maybe I should leave him be; he's an adult, he can get out on his own, can't he? But he looks like he genuinely needs my help, for more reasons than he wants to admit.
"How about this; I'll help you out on one condition."
Jean eyes me up and down, shrugging his shoulders. Did I really want to make this deal with him? I suppose I needed the company, plus I really did need this out of him.
"I'm listening." He murmurs, causing me to inhale quietly through my nose before breathing out the words.
"You'll kill me."
Jean's eyes widen as he tilts his head curiously. His shock really hindered my confidence that he was a killer. He's had to have experienced at least one person who didn't fight him, right? Or am I the first? Am I the only?
"You want me to kill you? Why can't you do it yourself?"
I look down to the floor, my eyes searching for an excuse other than the truth. It's not like I know him well enough to want to admit this sort of thing. I look back up with an inhale of false confidence.
"Suicide is a sin."
Jean raises an eyebrow as he hardens his expression. He glares at me for a few moments, processing my words before shooting yet another question at me.
"Deal. You a christian?"
"No, are you?" I quickly respond in a panic, as if that would make it less obvious how nervous I was right now. Jean stares at me for several seconds before shrugging his shoulders and walking forward. The echo of his boots reverberated around the lobby of the hospital, but the echo grew faint as we reached the hallway.
"Not really. Anyway, this elevator only goes up to this floor, so we have to find the other one that goes up further." He says, pushing me down the hall. We check the rooms, which are all empty of course, as Jean slowly grows more and more agitated.
"Dammit, one more empty room and I'm grabbing some hydrogen peroxide to drink." He utters under his breath.
"Hey, GG?" I utter, wondering if he has a lighter considering he was smoking earlier. I suddenly realized all the internal questions I'd been asking, and I knew I needed to calm down before I did something I'd regret.
He turned around with wide eyes and a look of death on his face.
"What did you just call me?"
"What, did your mom call you GG or something?"
He pulls out his gun, pointing it between my eyes. I don't react, but he clearly looks frustrated, despite hiding it well; I could still read his eyes.
"Do you wanna die?" I shoot him a curious glance and nod my head.
"Yes, we just went over this."
The realization of what Jean just said sets in to his eyes as he looks down to avoid showing the fact that he's blushing.
"Right, I'm not used to people wanting me to kill them. Kinda takes away my leverage, though, doesn't it?"
I shrug my shoulders silently. He never had any leverage in the first place, but I'd rather not continue to argue with him right now. I need a lighter.
"Anyway, I was just wondering if you had a lighter on you."
Jean puts away his gun, gazing at me with furrowed brows.
"Yeah, why?" He questions, reaching into his pocket. I watch him with anticipation, waiting impatiently for him to pull it out.
"I need it. It calms me down." I say, already fidgeting my hands as I slowly grow more anxious. Does he know? Do you know? Who even is You? Am I just talking to myself? Am I another kind of crazy? Fuck, I need his lighter, hurry up Jean.
"You stressed?" He utters, causing me to have to quickly come up with yet another lie.
"I'm walking around a strange building with a fucking murderer, of course I'm fucking stressed." I snap as I snatch the lighter out of his hand, flicking it on. Jean glared at me, turning his head downwards in disappointment. What was that for?
"You told me you wanted me to kill you, though. You lying?" I give him a dirty look as my fingers graze the fire.
"No, fuck off, anyone would be stressed in this situation."
Jean sighs heavily, continuing walking as I follow him close behind.
"Okay, whatever. I hate liars, though."
"Yeah, sure. Here's your lighter back." Jean looks at me and then at the lighter.
"Keep it."

-

After a few more long moments of silence, the tension in Jean gradually rising, we entered a room, searched it, and found a key card.
"Time to find the elevator this goes to." Jean grumbles as he trudges out to the hall. I follow him, suddenly having an idea.
"Hey, what if we find the security camera room? That should help us find the elevator, right?"
Jean paused and looked at me, a smirk crawling up the corners of his mouth.
"See, that's why I haven't killed you yet." He chimes, continuing down the hall and looking at the signs on the doors. I follow him, noticing him stop to gaze at the signs for a bit longer than it would take to read them. As we come across a door, I notice it read, "Security Only".
"GG, in here."
Jean follows me to the door as I open it, only to be greeted with someone sitting on a swivel chair. I could only see his eyes through the glow of the security cameras next to him.
"Greetings, mortals. I am the god of this floor."
Jean leans close to me and whispers, "Didn't know they'd allow nut jobs here."
The man makes quick movements before flinging something small at Jean. It grazed his arm, ripping his shirt and causing Jean to grip his forearm.
"Jesus, what the fuck was that?"
The man stands up and backs us out into the hall, the light hitting him. His skin was a dark but smooth black, his clothes all black as well, and his hair slicked and smooth. He was oddly tall and skinny, but intimidating with his demeanor nonetheless.
"I direct the actions of my subjects on this floor."
He utters proudly, holding his arms out. Jean furrowed his brow and straightened his back.
"What, you think you're some sort of king?"
The man holds a finger up and shakes it with a smile.
"Not a king, just a prince. We all know who the king is in this building." He paused and gave us both a sickening smirk. "Now, who's ready to sacrifice themselves for the kingdom?"

@icecubes

oh my god please continue your own stories, I'm sooo happy he has inspired you haha he took a solid 5 months and counting! thank you soooooo much lmao i love him too