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Started October 08, 2019 by @V01DtheFae group

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Sighs Do you want anything?

He pauses. Josh's face breaks into a hungry grin.
"Meat. Raw."

Nods "Oh okay, just don't kill momma."

rolls my eyes "He's not gonna kill me" Pulls Josh down for a kiss on his cheek.

Crosses arms I… never mind…

He chuckles, playfully nipping Dani's lip.
"Nah. But you're gonna think you're in heaven.~"

Gross. Turns to walk away

pushes Josh away gently Honey, there are children here…

He can't keep a straight face. Josh bursts into laughter, his face contorting into a smile.

Yells playfully Yeah dad! Think of the children.

"Mentally I AM a child!" He shoots back in between giggles.

YEAH EXACTLY. Children shouldn't be saying such inappropriate things as that.

Josh snorts, snuggling into Dani before playfully tapping his wife's ass.
"Can't help it. Your mother's a sexy beast."

Momma groans. Why oh why did I fall in love with an idiot…?

Dani yelps at Josh's hand on my butt I aM nOt!!

"You're idiosexual." He grins.

"And you've got a nice ass."

Dani glares at Josh with a bright red face. Obviously. She huffs

AND NO I DON"T!!!

"aHAHAHHA-"
He doubles over, laughing hysterically.
"YoU AdMiTTeD iTTT-"

GROSS!!! Grabs childrens and runs out of room

Josh is just wheezing now, tears in his black and red eyes.

Buries face in my hands out of humiliation

I’m BaCk FrOm RoAdHoUSE!i!i