Any funny headline gags, fake infomercial products, or reality show parodies for your universes?
Ex. Some parody and original TV shows in my universe:
Lame Names (Brain Games Parody)
Camel League Feud (Family Feud)
Pig Mother (Big Brother)
The Price is Highly Unrealistic and Not an Accurate Depiction of Real-Life Market Values (No clue what that could be)
Pin the Eel (Spin the Wheel)
America's Got Mallets (America's Got Talent)
They don't all need to be winners. Let's just get the ball rolling, or the wheel spinning for that matter.
Headline Gags:
Recent surveys suggest militaries are useless in apocalyptic times, plucky teenagers being more effective at destroying dystopias
Studies show women named 'Mary Sue' are ten times more likely to be perfect than women with other names
Children introduced to environments established as haunted are likely to be found dead 30 minutes later inside said haunted environment
Studies show that men writing women characters are 50% more likely to be perverts
Recent surveys suggest dystopias will always have destroyed buildings, no matter how long the dystopia has existed for
Recent findings of bovine skeletons show that when in the desert, the skull will always be separated from the body.
(I love this, if I ever get around to making my own I'll definitely post some here)
Court records show that (main villain) has been tried previously on multiple accounts of grand larceny, attempted murder, resisting arrest, and biting into a Kit-Kat bar without breaking it apart like some kind of goddamned psychopath.
Fantasy Stalls (Gravity Falls)
The Worst Love Triangle (no clue what that could be cough cough Twilight cough cough)
Fantasy Stalls (Gravity Falls)
The Worst Love Triangle (no clue what that could be cough cough Twilight cough cough)
(You could also spin that to be the Pearl Harbor movie, tbh)
Love Dodecahedron (Why have a love triangle when you can have a love dodecahedron?)
Fantastic Beets; The Crimes of GrindleGourd
(GrindleGourd omggggg)
Some internet spam site article titles:
9 out of 10 Scientists Agree that Dragons Must Not be Kidnapping Princesses for Their Nutritional Value Since They Never Actually Eat Them; Foul Play Suspected
What did the heroes REALLY find in the cursed treasure chest? The answer may shock you….
25 pictures of Chosen Ones BEFORE they were Chosen
Shady Governments hate him!!! Man finds simple at-home cure for zombie virus
16 celebrities that would make perfect evil minions, brace yourself for number 10!!
This man took a selfie with his pet jackalope and police rushed to his home, here's why….
Five ways the gods are trying to communicate with you
If your foundling child does this… (do this every day)
Hot Single Eldritch Beings in Your Area
(sorry, got a little carried away lol)
(I’m scared about what happens in a parody of bachelor called gladiator)
It's time to play Wheel! Of! ORPHANS!
(They vie for the chance to become the royalties royal guard, lots of fighting)
(GrindleGourd omggggg)
Some internet spam site article titles:
9 out of 10 Scientists Agree that Dragons Must Not be Kidnapping Princesses for Their Nutritional Value Since They Never Actually Eat Them; Foul Play Suspected
What did the heroes REALLY find in the cursed treasure chest? The answer may shock you….
25 pictures of Chosen Ones BEFORE they were Chosen
Shady Governments hate him!!! Man finds simple at-home cure for zombie virus
16 celebrities that would make perfect evil minions, brace yourself for number 10!!
This man took a selfie with his pet jackalope and police rushed to his home, here's why….
Five ways the gods are trying to communicate with you
If your foundling child does this… (do this every day)
Hot Single Eldritch Beings in Your Area
(sorry, got a little carried away lol)
Don't apologize, this is beautiful! lol
(haha, thanks!)
@Oakley-is-Oaken-Bull I think you might like this….
(GrindleGourd omggggg)
Some internet spam site article titles:
9 out of 10 Scientists Agree that Dragons Must Not be Kidnapping Princesses for Their Nutritional Value Since They Never Actually Eat Them; Foul Play Suspected
What did the heroes REALLY find in the cursed treasure chest? The answer may shock you….
25 pictures of Chosen Ones BEFORE they were Chosen
Shady Governments hate him!!! Man finds simple at-home cure for zombie virus
16 celebrities that would make perfect evil minions, brace yourself for number 10!!
This man took a selfie with his pet jackalope and police rushed to his home, here's why….
Five ways the gods are trying to communicate with you
If your foundling child does this… (do this every day)
Hot Single Eldritch Beings in Your Area
(sorry, got a little carried away lol)
(these all really sound like spam articles it's amazing)
and Fantastic Beets is hilarious
@Young-Dusty u right, u right…
- Don't Try Me Island (Temptation Island, but one partner thinks they're there to resist temptation, the other one actually wants to break up and cheats everywhere they get a chance, just leAVE ME ALONE HAROLD I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU FOR 3 MONTHS NOW BUT YOU'RE TOO DENSE TO GET THE MESSAGE)
- Why the eyes watch you from the forest, and what it means for you and your family
- Our Country Needs YOU! Join The American Army Today, and Give Those Rebels What For!
- In America, National Crisis Causes National Divide…In Soviet Russia, Other Country's National Crisis Gives Us Perfect Excuse to go Fully Feral. You Will Never Hear From Russia Again. We Are The Winter. We Are the Cold.
- All the Fighting Got You Down? CreditLoansCredit is Here to Cheer You Up! Just Pull Out Your Wallet, and Buy, Buy, Buy! Happiness Lies in Material Objects! Want a Car? Get a Car! CreditLoansCredit Has Got! You! Covered!
- Now coming to a Gamepop store near you! This Man's an Island! Play as a war hero who's finally retired to your own, perfect island getaway, only to be plagued by corrupt private landowners and tourists! Defend you paradise from the oncoming hordes of small humanoid animals as they try to rid you of your solitude! Get This Man's an Island, today, for PC, Xstation, and PlayBox. (if anyone can guess what this is a parody of, you get a gold star)
- Now coming to a Gamepop store near you! This Man's an Island! Play as a war hero who's finally retired to your own, perfect island getaway, only to be plagued by corrupt private landowners and tourists! Defend you paradise from the oncoming hordes of small humanoid animals as they try to rid you of your solitude! Get This Man's an Island, today, for PC, Xstation, and PlayBox. (if anyone can guess what this is a parody of, you get a gold star)
Isn't this based on that one Tumblr post about some NPC in a village slowly turning his house into a dungeon because he doesn't want adventurers stealing his shit?
(Sounds like a great game)
- Now coming to a Gamepop store near you! This Man's an Island! Play as a war hero who's finally retired to your own, perfect island getaway, only to be plagued by corrupt private landowners and tourists! Defend you paradise from the oncoming hordes of small humanoid animals as they try to rid you of your solitude! Get This Man's an Island, today, for PC, Xstation, and PlayBox. (if anyone can guess what this is a parody of, you get a gold star)
Isn't this based on that one Tumblr post about some NPC in a village slowly turning his house into a dungeon because he doesn't want adventurers stealing his shit?
While that sounds absolutely amazing, no xD It's that Doom/Animal Crossing thing that's been going around xD
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