forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Okay. You asked for it.

I snatch the pot out of your hands and hold it over my head knowing full well you're too short ro reach it.

I growl in frustration and shock, and begin jumping to try and reach it. Give. Jump. It. Jump. Back! Jump. You. Jump. Stupid. Jump. Big. Jump. Human. Jump. Bean. Jump. Ugh!

No thanks.

The pot vanishes as I throw it into the distance.

Perks of being tall and hitting the gym. Tossing a pot further than you can run to get it is easy.

I stare after the pot, mouth agape. Damn. Rude. I elbow you in the stomach- hard enough to knock the breath out of you— and take off running after the pot. Fun fact! I go to the gym too!

I wheeze and start coughing and choking.

Fucking christ, don't knock the breath out of someone who can't breathe normally-