forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

tune

but the Imperial March is hard

I can see how that would be hard.

yep
anyway I am delighted by the fact that Jaws sounds much better on my sax than on my brother's clarinet

also, not related at all, but I just regurgitated a 750 word essay for bio and I'm feeling pretty good for not studying.

applauds good for you

thanks

welcomes

Guess who broke their glasses?

Ohhh no, denny

But I usually know how I break things
I just kinda sat down on the floor and the entire arm fell off
Every time we try to tape/glue/screw it back together, it falls off within ten minutes.

Now I can just say they're opera glasses.

wait
glasses have arms?

like
the part that grabs your ear? the part that looks like an arm coming off the frame w/ lenses?

BUT IT'S CALLED AN ARM??

shrugs I DUNNO IT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT WORD

Hey, flower girl: do they look like legs to you?

Oh my god. Inanimate objects now have limbs

Um-
Chairs? Have arms?
Tables and beds? Have heads and feet?
It isn't exactly a new concept

Exactly!

clothing has legs/arms

clocks have faces

tho, most things that have arms, you could also say that they have bands tho.

AHHHHHHHH

I KNEW THIS INFORMATION BUT NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THIS

WHERE DID LILY GO

She had to delete her account. She'll bring back though