forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Tired as fuck, wbu

same. ready to kill about four different people too

Can I help? And would you mind helping me with some mysterious/unfortunate "accidents?"

hello

Waves.

Y'all

hiiiiiiiiii

What?

I'm doing a painting by number that needs to be finished today and my eyes are killing me
Does anybody got jokes? I like jokes.

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Hello

Joke.

How is a hamster like a cigarette?

how many babies does it take to paint a house?

Hmm these both sound promising
Do tell

denny, you first

Hamsters and cigarettes are the same
Because they're both perfectly harmless until you set them in your mouth and set them on fire

Pfffffff

love it!

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Snorts then claps Congratulations, you both made me laugh. Do you have any more?

how do you fit 100 babies in a box?

You… squish them?

Cuisinart

Claps
Any non-baby related ones? Or more in general?

My source of jokes is gone, so I will tell some to myself

I have many jokes about unemployed people but, sadly, none of them work

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Just stand in the middle of a busy road