forum WebMD, always there to tell you that you are going to die.

Started August 26, 2018 by @Knight-Shives group

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My arm hurts because it is probably just sore, but according to webMD i have a heart problem and am going to have a heart attack and die.

Thank you, WebMD

webMD is always helpfull

always, and now thinking of it i am supposed to be dead right now. well technically i was supposed to have died three years ago.

yup

Let's look up normal flu symptoms in webMD

Death

yep always

its always death

always, and they like to say it is a heart attack alot.

I have a headache! What’ll happen WebMD?!?

Welp, you’re dead.

Nooooooooo!!!! …wait… I’m not dead! :D

im dead inside

So I looked up the "symptoms" I came up with for being lovestruck and according to webMD it's either PMS, a drug allergy, heartburn, clinical depression, or seasonal depression.
Or apparently irritable bowel syndrome.

all of them

nice

I now looked up the "symptoms" of an anime tsundere and one of it's suggestions for what it could be was a brain aneurysm.
"You're stupid!" "And you have a brain aneurysm"

Well, it is about the same

yup

I looked up symptoms for spider man while he was transforming, and it is ok because he may only have a mild ear infection or Anemia of Chronic Disease

you never know

Anemia of Chronic Disease has a higher risk of death than people with heart failure

=(^u^)/=

what if peter did die in that movie and brought back but then went in to an acoma then following events were just a dream whilst in coma and that is why there is no fourth movie because they took him off life support and then he finally went brain dead

what?/-_-\

WebMD helping people to make theories on the fly since 2018

What if he actually never woke up after he fell and actually it was all just a weird dream while comatose and there was no fourth movie because aunt may decided to pull the plug and he went brain dead. also he was able to hear aunt may while comatose and he found out uncle ben got shot