@rot-baby-rot!
So the new video came out, right? Well two hours have passed and I've finally finished writing all the lyrics to the new song, and I feel like posting them here
(If you haven't seen the new video then I wouldn't read this as it's the lyrics to the song from that)
Roman: So you’ve gone and called someone stupid
And in response, they damaged your eye
But there is where the conflict must end
Lest you both end up blind
Logan: Another song? Really?
Roman: Sometimes the problems at play
Are not all plain to see
So we lash out at our loved ones
Disregarding our Bon sanctity
Patton: There are several sides to us that may seem abstract at first
Until we discover where everything fits, and
People can be like a half missing puzzle set
As we find the pieces, things make more and more sense!
Thomas: Nice imagery, but I’m not sure I follow
Patton: Well, I’ll give you an example
I had this problem where I’d often hide my less than awesome feelings
So when I would feel like sobbin’ I’d just smile and crack jokes
I thought that that was coping
Only joking, never showing sadness
Hoping it would go away
Logan: Did that work?
Patton: Nope!
I felt bad
Roman: Aw, Pat
Patton: It’s okay
Thomas: How’s that?
Patton: Everybody gets sad
Even dads that have people to care for
And therefore
You don’t have to hide your pain
Life without rainy days is incomplete
Or, like, not even a thing, you know?
Rain goes to plants, plants feed animals, plant-eating animals feed animal-eating animals and humans feed animals corn and inject them with hormones until they can barely walk anymore-
Thomas: Patton? How does all of that relate to rain?
Patton: Oh, right, rainy days, forgot what I was talking about… um, putting it simply,
Rain is a necessary piece of the puzzle that is, uh, life!
Logan: So true. Are we done singing or is this just one of those musical interludes?
Virgil: On the subject of stormclouds, ‘cause, you know, you need stormclouds to make rain- I’m just gonna get into it
You once knew me as real gloomy
This weird spooky, broody dude
Because I knew you’d listen to me as too scary to ignore
I thought that I could take it
All the hate could just be shaken
But when you lo- care for someone not much hurts more than their scorn
I also felt bad
Roman: Come now
Virgil: In a different way
Thomas: Different how?
Virgil: By bad, I mean, well, mean
But I did what I thought that I had too
Which is bad, too
I don’t have to act all tough
Thomas: Sometimes love is enough
Patton: For what we need
Logan: That was a quaint little review
Of things that we already knew
Now can our discourse resume?
There’s pressing matters at hand
Thomas: Actually, that was for your benefit
Logan: I don’t see how that could be relevant
Patton: Logan, please
Thomas: Our goal’s benevolent
Logan: You know me, I don’t care for sentiment
Roman: OMG
Logan and Thomas: This just serves as testament to the fact that
Thomas: You have a temperament
Logan: To me, you’re negligent
Logan and Thomas: Which is fine
Thomas: You just haven’t accepted it
If you’d let them finish they’d get to the-
Logan: It just works to your detriment
You’re not letting me finish this proof to my-
Virgil: HEY!
You’re lost
Logan: I’m right here?
Virgil: It’s okay
Logan: You’re acting weird…
Virgil: I was lost once too but thanks to all of you
Life sucks less now
Thomas, Patton, and Roman: We’re your best pals
Virgil: No one wants to be a joke
Thomas, Patton, and Roman: But a life free of jokes is incomplete!
Roman: Oh my gosh, guys, if we’re airing out our dirty laundry, would you mind if I participated?
Thomas: By all means, sure!
Roman: hangs up dirty socks
I’d also like to contribute to this weird, vent-y song
Thomas: Please do!
Roman: I’ve got an issue that feels nuisful
I don’t want to say I’m too cool
But I’m just too fab for you fools
And I feel like you don’t get me
Thomas: You insulted us while venting?
Roman: Sorry
Thomas: It’s alright, Princey
Honestly, it didn’t hurt me
It’s clear you’re the one that’s hurting
Roman: Huh?
Virgil: You feel low
Roman: That’s not true
Patton: It’s okay
Roman: Don’t assume!
Thomas: You don’t need to say face
Virgil: In almost any case
Virgil and Patton: We embrace you
Roman: That’s rich
Virgil: No one hates you
Thomas, Patton, and Virgil: Everbody’s got flaws
Thomas: But with no you at all, I’m incomplete
Patton: There!
Virgil, Patton, and Roman: Now you see
Everybody goes wrong
And we put it in song so it’s easier
To hear it
Patton: This puzzle’s tough, I’ll admit
But in time we’ll find where everything fits