forum This is what happens when I'm bored or can't sleep.(HINT: YOU WILL DIE LAUGHING)

Started April 29, 2018 by @Natasha

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Why do hot dogs taste like sawdust? Do fish know that breathing air is possible? Am I really real, or am I a simulation that thinks it is real?

Since when does hot dogs taste like sawdust?
Hail HYDRA Potatoes shall defeat tomatoes and rule the world

Hi friends! Idk…

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Seriously. I want to know.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood".

My head hurts from that now…

Cheese has holes
More cheese= more holes
More holes=less cheese
More cheese= less cheese

If you replace the W in What, when and where with a T you answer the question.

When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom

Nuns like Swiss cheese cuz it’s holy

What if every time you lose your train of thought it gets transferred to another person's mind. And that's why we hear voices in our head.

If i hit myself and it hurts am i weak or strong

I'm dying oh my gosh

Mercedes has all three e's pronounced differently.

… You are making me rethink my whole life.

Same…….

can vegans eat animal crackers?

Vegans shouldn't drink water, it's a fish's home.

Why do they call it apartments if they are built together.

If vegans argue, is it considered beef.

The plural form of beef is beeves. live wolf and wolves and leaf and leaves

If your parents told you not to take candy from strangers, what is halloween

if your parents say not to talk to strangers, how do you make friends?

if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches

the brain doesn't recognize the the second the.

Now we're asking the real questions