forum Things you shouldn´t say at a wedding

Started December 17, 2018 by @Star_Girls_puppers_was_attacked

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Just tell me things you shouldn´t say at a wedding.

THE POOR GROOM’s BRIDE IS A WHORE

AWW YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO BE SO FREAKING HOT I WOULD TOTALLY DATE THEM- But not in a weird way of course

-Holding a betting pool on how many years the marriage will last…

*talk about how good of a kisser the groom is

This champagne tastes fucking awful. Who chose this?

oh… the… the the you…

"Can your husband sit by me? There's another chair right there." Points to chair away from newly wedded husband
(This is a real thing someone said, if y'all want context just ask)

Context please??

Alright. So pretty much I have this crazy aunt. We try to avoid her calls and leave her to her own family life because she's just crazy. My step dad is a software engineer, and when she found out she took that as he works for the government. So my aunt just interrupts my mom and dad's conversation and asks my mom to move, rather than let the newly weds talk. They say no of course, but my aunt just shoves a chair between them anyways. She wanted to see if my dad could tell her about the aliens she thinks the government is hiding. She wouldn't stop bugging him about it and didn't care if it was rude to try and send my mom away. Oh, and when talking to my mom she was the person that says how kissable the groom looks. ._.

… honestly idk if that's funny or something else

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Basically anything that comes out of Claudio's mouth in Much Ado About Nothing.

Go up to either the groom or bride or in front of everyone and declare your love for the groom/bride and then throw a fit and storm out and trash their wedding

"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!!!"

• Dress up as Elvis Presley so you can upstage the to be married, it's your day not theirs!
• Call the groom a baboon and say the bride looks like a dog.
• Then say to both of them "May you have lots of little furry children" and run away.

(I read this in a big book of urban legends that this happened)

Your Husband never loved you, he’s doing it for the money.
He’s cheating on you with a slut with a fat ass that he found on the street
Mommy! This wedding sucks! They aren’t even a healthy relationship.
is playing a game YEAH FUCK YOU TURTLE! Randomly turns the volume the whole way up AHHHHHH NOOOOO