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(After talking about riots with veterans and such in government class)

Teacher: I've heard that killing a person is hard for a lot of people, but supposedly it gets a whole lot easier after twenty or so.

Crush: Well Mr. Lastname, everyone goes at their own pace.

shadowworld666

(Standing in the lunch line talking to him)

Me: i´m the craziest person in my group and i´m a weird child.

Crush: try me i will beat your craziness and take your place as king.

Deleted user

Hey lol, welcome. Honestly though? Why do we love the chaotic energy?

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Crush: I didn't get any sleep last night. I was digging a hole.

Me: …Do I want to ask why?

Crush: Have you never heard that expression? 'Digging a hole'?

Me: …(feeling stupid)

Crush: No actually, I dug a hole last night.

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Teacher: We've got time for one more thing. Question about Mexico or dead grandma joke?

Random Kid: Mexico.

Teacher: Coward.

(Question is asked and answered, and my crush raises his hand.)

Teacher: Dead grandma joke?

Crush: (Pauses, then nods.)

Teacher: Go on.

Crush:

Crush:

Teacher: …?

Crush:

Crush: …Diabetes.

Deleted user

lol thats so good. my crush is new so i havent known them for awhile

Yeah? I've only known mine since August, so little over four months now. Kinda in the same boat, to be honest.

shadowworld666

my crush showed up last Wednesday and i thought they were adorable when i first saw them. they sat down by me last Friday during lunch and said something weird that i cant remember and i laughed while choking on a banana beside them.