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@SaltyLasagna

lol I just complained to my friend saying "I hate living in a small town, there aren't enough lesbians" and for some reason two straight people lost it at that

@basil_

lol I just complained to my friend saying "I hate living in a small town, there aren't enough lesbians" and for some reason two straight people lost it at that

same

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Honestly there are some guys who are okay but then g ir ls
Any girl at all
and I die everytime

I say this despite the fact that I am also attracted to everyone

Cool. I actually have very high standards… It's not that I think I'm too good for everyone, it's just that I want someone perfect for me… I know how impractical that is… But still…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

lol I just complained to my friend saying "I hate living in a small town, there aren't enough lesbians" and for some reason two straight people lost it at that

There are in my small town…

@SaltyLasagna

lol I just complained to my friend saying "I hate living in a small town, there aren't enough lesbians" and for some reason two straight people lost it at that

There are in my small town…

you lucky fuck
I live in a super small town though… we don't have a walmart for roughly 80 miles

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

lol I just complained to my friend saying "I hate living in a small town, there aren't enough lesbians" and for some reason two straight people lost it at that

There are in my small town…

you lucky fuck
I live in a super small town though… we don't have a walmart for roughly 80 miles

Not really… I'm a dude, remember?

@SaltyLasagna

lol I just complained to my friend saying "I hate living in a small town, there aren't enough lesbians" and for some reason two straight people lost it at that

There are in my small town…

you lucky fuck
I live in a super small town though… we don't have a walmart for roughly 80 miles

Not really… I'm a dude, remember?

oh wait that's right
I'd be lucky though (kinda…? idk what gender I am so I'm going with "no comment" anytime anyone asks me now)

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

lol I just complained to my friend saying "I hate living in a small town, there aren't enough lesbians" and for some reason two straight people lost it at that

There are in my small town…

you lucky fuck
I live in a super small town though… we don't have a walmart for roughly 80 miles

Not really… I'm a dude, remember?

oh wait that's right
I'd be lucky though (kinda…? idk what gender I am so I'm going with "no comment" anytime anyone asks me now)

I actually have a funny story about this…

There was this girl I knew who I thought was a lesbian because it looked like she was always in relationships with girls and she told me she was herself… But then she asked me out and I was like… "Wait uwu… Are you sure? I thought you liked girls…" And she told me that she only said that because she got nervous when we were talking and flipped out, and she kept up the facade because she was always so nervous around me and lowkey avoided me so she wouldn't freak out like she did that one time…

Mercedes

I'm really picky with guys and not at all picky with girls when it comes to who I find attractive, but there's a certain quality that people have to have before I consider dating them. I can't say exactly what it is, but everyone I've ever dated or had a crush on has a certain quality to them.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I'm really picky with guys and not at all picky with girls when it comes to who I find attractive, but there's a certain quality that people have to have before I consider dating them. I can't say exactly what it is, but everyone I've ever dated or had a crush on has a certain quality to them.

Explain it to me in an aesthetic vibe, then, if you can!

@SaltyLasagna

It is. We actually went out, but it was just a fling. Not much else…

lol I've never had one of those
at least, never one that didn't quickly turn really bad

@SaltyLasagna

I'm really picky with guys and not at all picky with girls when it comes to who I find attractive, but there's a certain quality that people have to have before I consider dating them. I can't say exactly what it is, but everyone I've ever dated or had a crush on has a certain quality to them.

Same, but I can identify it somewhat. Everyone I've ever liked has been creative, open minded, and made me laugh
yeah that's about it, that's my type right there lol. That's literally all somebody has to be for me to like them.

Mercedes

I'm really picky with guys and not at all picky with girls when it comes to who I find attractive, but there's a certain quality that people have to have before I consider dating them. I can't say exactly what it is, but everyone I've ever dated or had a crush on has a certain quality to them.

Explain it to me in an aesthetic vibe, then, if you can!

Hm.. Okay. So it's like. They're just like, a vibe about them that just kind of gives me the feeling of "I'll stick with you." Like, they just give me this feeling that they're someone who's willing to go places with me, do crazy things, head to the top of a mountain and chase the summer breeze. They're people who crave the feeling of freedom, the feeling you get when in a moonlit forest, when you're napping in the shade of a leafy tree. People who have a vibe of adventure, but the type of adventure you share with one another.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

It is. We actually went out, but it was just a fling. Not much else…

lol I've never had one of those
at least, never one that didn't quickly turn really bad

Things don't get toxic with me… One of my exes and I actually got into a 3 hour shouting match… It wasn't too toxic, but after a while it atarted to get that way, so I picked her up by the scruff of the neck and carried her out of my house like a puppy about to piss all over…

She actually tried to get someone to believe that I hit her, which, given my reputation, is actually very easy, but after a while I resolved that issue…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I'm really picky with guys and not at all picky with girls when it comes to who I find attractive, but there's a certain quality that people have to have before I consider dating them. I can't say exactly what it is, but everyone I've ever dated or had a crush on has a certain quality to them.

Explain it to me in an aesthetic vibe, then, if you can!

Hm.. Okay. So it's like. They're just like, a vibe about them that just kind of gives me the feeling of "I'll stick with you." Like, they just give me this feeling that they're someone who's willing to go places with me, do crazy things, head to the top of a mountain and chase the summer breeze. They're people who crave the feeling of freedom, the feeling you get when in a moonlit forest, when you're napping in the shade of a leafy tree. People who have a vibe of adventure, but the type of adventure you share with one another.

I get it! It's like a tight but free adventurous bond, eh?

Mercedes

I'm really picky with guys and not at all picky with girls when it comes to who I find attractive, but there's a certain quality that people have to have before I consider dating them. I can't say exactly what it is, but everyone I've ever dated or had a crush on has a certain quality to them.

Explain it to me in an aesthetic vibe, then, if you can!

Hm.. Okay. So it's like. They're just like, a vibe about them that just kind of gives me the feeling of "I'll stick with you." Like, they just give me this feeling that they're someone who's willing to go places with me, do crazy things, head to the top of a mountain and chase the summer breeze. They're people who crave the feeling of freedom, the feeling you get when in a moonlit forest, when you're napping in the shade of a leafy tree. People who have a vibe of adventure, but the type of adventure you share with one another.

I get it! It's like a tight but free adventurous bond, eh?

Something like that, yeah

@SaltyLasagna

It is. We actually went out, but it was just a fling. Not much else…

lol I've never had one of those
at least, never one that didn't quickly turn really bad

Things don't get toxic with me… One of my exes and I actually got into a 3 hour shouting match… It wasn't too toxic, but after a while it atarted to get that way, so I picked her up by the scruff of the neck and carried her out of my house like a puppy about to piss all over…

She actually tried to get someone to believe that I hit her, which, given my reputation, is actually very easy, but after a while I resolved that issue…

I have a friend who I used to get into shouting matches with, and still do sometimes, and we've gotten in a few physical fights that resulted in some small injuries. But we still love each other in a way. Our relationship is really complicated…