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@RedTheLoveless

I just ate like 2 to 3 shells worth of Dungeness crab meat and a butt ton of shrimp and calamari. I ate more than my father, who's 6'0", 210 lbs, and has a voracious appetite.
I'm only 5'2", 125 lbs, and have been known to have a small stomach capacity.

I feel like I'm gonna go into a food coma.

I aspire to do that.

Do it.
It's an amazing feeling.

Deleted user

Right now, I just want to crawl into a hole and die.

Please don't. We love you very much, Lex.

That may or may not have been half metaphore and half literal
You guys have to figure out which is which

@HighPockets group

I just ate like 2 to 3 shells worth of Dungeness crab meat and a butt ton of shrimp and calamari. I ate more than my father, who's 6'0", 210 lbs, and has a voracious appetite.
I'm only 5'2", 125 lbs, and have been known to have a small stomach capacity.

I feel like I'm gonna go into a food coma.

I aspire to do that.

Do it.
It's an amazing feeling.

Yeets myself into the seafood aBISQUE

@RedTheLoveless

Right now, I just want to crawl into a hole and die.

Please don't. We love you very much, Lex.

That may or may not have been half metaphore and half literal
You guys have to figure out which is which

Lex if you die, I'm gonna fly my Californian ass all the way to Florida to revive you

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Right now, I just want to crawl into a hole and die.

Please don't. We love you very much, Lex.

That may or may not have been half metaphore and half literal
You guys have to figure out which is which

Lex if you die, I'm gonna fly my Californian ass all the way to Florida to revive you

We'll go together, Red.

@blue_topaz

I swear to god if you die I will resurrect you and swaddle you in a goddamn blanket through telepathy because you don't like contact then shove a huge bowl of ice cream into your hands

@HighPockets group

I swear to god if you die I will resurrect you and swaddle you in a goddamn blanket through telepathy because you don't like contact then shove a huge bowl of ice cream into your hands

I'll help you.

Deleted user

The literal part was the hole.
Eventually I would suffocate and die.
Merry bitchmas

@HighPockets group

Guys I spent four and a half hours writing letters to small children under the guise of Santa Claus or an elf for a school project and it was a great feeling!! But also really hard to do….

@blue_topaz

The literal part was the hole.
Eventually I would suffocate and die.
Merry bitchmas

and then I would resurrect you
happy new year

@faltering_through pets

Guys I spent four and a half hours writing letters to small children under the guise of Santa Claus or an elf for a school project and it was a great feeling!! But also really hard to do….

Wow that's really cool, I had to go on a field trip to a kindergarten class so we could read to them and just mess around so that they have a good time but I didn't go because I have zero patience for little kids and worst case scenario I would have punched myself in the face because I can't do that to a kid

Deleted user

Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!

BOI

Deleted user

Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!

BOI

DUDE

WHAT?

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