@WoodlandCryptid (claims trophy wife of Don)
@Whisper-Of-A-loudy shouty-Because-Inktober (bodyguard of Don)
@Do-I-Have-A-skull control (bartender)
@Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire (she and her fiancé are weapons specialists and/or pilots)
@SpookyJim (My best friend who wishes to be Don. Up for argumentative dance amongst the Mafia)
SPOOKY FUCKING SEASON BITCHES
IT'S TIME FOR THE SPOOKYTIME BALL
(Holy shit, why are we already being followed by 57 users????)
rubs hands together menacingly
We betta have hors d'oeuvres-
(People probably have it set to automagically follow.)
((I might stalk if that's okay?))
@SpookyJim Hi! I'm Crypt, we haven't met before so I just wanted to introduce myself!
Ah, henlo henlo! Is noice to meet!
So you're supposed to be my waife? squints
Yes, introductions. @WoodlandCryptid, this is my best friend, @SpookyJim, also known as Josh. He’s an idiot but a sweetheart.
So you're supposed to be my waife? squints
Ah, I use xe/xir or they/them pronouns but yeah lol
I'm the trophy spouse, I sit there and look pretty.
(Me, looking back at my family's lastpast yesteryear of being involved in the italian mafia Ignoring that)
howdy, partner
And I only PRETEND to be an idiot.
It's all part o' the plan, sweetheart.
wink
Bingo. I got no qualms wit' dat, Sugar.
finger rooty tooty point-n-shooties
jesus I am-
nope
don' like it
And no, this is not an act, this is the actual way I talk :)
Pretend… right. And making my job of keeping you safe all that more harder…. sighs while rubbing the land-connector of my nose
hjfkdsluiahd you're giving me both stoned skater vibes and southern boy vibes and let me tell you, it's quite confusing
hjfkdsluiahd you're giving me both stoned skater vibes and southern boy vibes and let me tell you, it's quite confusing
He’s even worse in real life, lemme tell you.
but actually
also
1930's Transatlantic Radio Host Vibes as well :)
And as for you, my dear..
You give off Sweetheart vibes.
Because they are. They’re very lovely.
It certainly seems like it.~
Aww! I'm blushing! Get to know me and you'll realize I have evil scientist vibes >:3