forum The Miracle family!!
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@The-Magician group

Doubt it

You're right.
I'm not good at anything!
forced smile

Falsehood

Sweetie. No.

Call me sweetie again and I'm gonna knock your teeth out.

Yes.

Lee, dear, I don't think so. On both accounts.
(Also, sorry, I totally forgot, my bad.)

don't fucking forget next time

And yes on both accounts.
I can turn all of my 5'2", 125 lb body into a pure vessel of rage, plus I'm masochistic, so technically I win with either outcome. ;)

Jesus Christ dad…

Holy shit….

^.^ Surprise, children

…Eh I'm the same XD

same… but you didn't hear that from me haha

@RedTheLoveless

Doubt it

You're right.
I'm not good at anything!
forced smile

Falsehood

Sweetie. No.

Call me sweetie again and I'm gonna knock your teeth out.

Yes.

Lee, dear, I don't think so. On both accounts.
(Also, sorry, I totally forgot, my bad.)

don't fucking forget next time

And yes on both accounts.
I can turn all of my 5'2", 125 lb body into a pure vessel of rage, plus I'm masochistic, so technically I win with either outcome. ;)

Careful! With Aaris gone I'm unfortunately the most physically skilled person I know again. And last I checked you were missing in that department!
(May God rest her soul.)

Again, a completely win-win situation for me.
Who knows? Maybe you'll even end me. Oh and what a glorius victory for me that will be!

Deleted user

Doubt it

You're right.
I'm not good at anything!
forced smile

Falsehood

Sweetie. No.

Call me sweetie again and I'm gonna knock your teeth out.

Yes.

Lee, dear, I don't think so. On both accounts.
(Also, sorry, I totally forgot, my bad.)

don't fucking forget next time

And yes on both accounts.
I can turn all of my 5'2", 125 lb body into a pure vessel of rage, plus I'm masochistic, so technically I win with either outcome. ;)

Careful! With Aaris gone I'm unfortunately the most physically skilled person I know again. And last I checked you were missing in that department!
(May God rest her soul.)

Again, a completely win-win situation for me.
Who knows? Maybe you'll even end me. Oh and what a glorius victory for me that will be!

No, I just get adopted, and my dad fucking dies. No

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Doubt it

You're right.
I'm not good at anything!
forced smile

Falsehood

Sweetie. No.

Call me sweetie again and I'm gonna knock your teeth out.

Yes.

Lee, dear, I don't think so. On both accounts.
(Also, sorry, I totally forgot, my bad.)

don't fucking forget next time

And yes on both accounts.
I can turn all of my 5'2", 125 lb body into a pure vessel of rage, plus I'm masochistic, so technically I win with either outcome. ;)

Careful! With Aaris gone I'm unfortunately the most physically skilled person I know again. And last I checked you were missing in that department!
(May God rest her soul.)

Again, a completely win-win situation for me.
Who knows? Maybe you'll even end me. Oh and what a glorius victory for me that will be!

Well if I did I'd let you live. And longer than you'd want to!
You're not leaving this family alone silly!

@RedTheLoveless

Doubt it

You're right.
I'm not good at anything!
forced smile

Falsehood

Sweetie. No.

Call me sweetie again and I'm gonna knock your teeth out.

Yes.

Lee, dear, I don't think so. On both accounts.
(Also, sorry, I totally forgot, my bad.)

don't fucking forget next time

And yes on both accounts.
I can turn all of my 5'2", 125 lb body into a pure vessel of rage, plus I'm masochistic, so technically I win with either outcome. ;)

Careful! With Aaris gone I'm unfortunately the most physically skilled person I know again. And last I checked you were missing in that department!
(May God rest her soul.)

Again, a completely win-win situation for me.
Who knows? Maybe you'll even end me. Oh and what a glorius victory for me that will be!

Well if I did I'd let you live. And longer than you'd want to!
You're not leaving this family alone silly!

DAMMIT

Deleted user

You two are not dying. nope. I get a great family and then after a day y'all leave me

Deleted user

And if you die, Uncle Shuri, I will relapse into depression. If any of you die, I will relapse

Deleted user

You two are not dying. nope. I get a great family and then after a day y'all leave me

I made a promise to everyone on Notebook. You know what it was?

What?

@RedTheLoveless

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

You two are not dying. nope. I get a great family and then after a day y'all leave me

I made a promise to everyone on Notebook. You know what it was?

What?

I promised that I wouldn't die until I'd helped enough people. And that means all of them!
And seeing as how that's nearly impossible, it looks like I'm effectively immortal!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

Deleted user

I screamed at my tv again 0///0

Why what happened???

It froze and won't turn off. I even unplugged it and it's still on…

Deleted user

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

You guys can't leave me…

@The-Magician group

I screamed at my tv again 0///0

Why what happened???

It froze and won't turn off. I even unplugged it and it's still on…

Oof, that's unfortunate. Is it an old model?

@RedTheLoveless

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

Fuck well you're not gonna like how I predicted I'm gonna go out.
There's no way I'll make it to old, prime retirement age, oh no. I'm gonna go out because someone hired a hitman to take me out for one reason or another. Either that or I was being sarcastic at the wrong time, like my last words would literally be "What are ya gonna do? Stab me?"

@RedTheLoveless

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

You guys can't leave me…

I'm not gonna leave you, Wren. I'm going to have to be taken by force if I am to ever leave you.

Deleted user

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

You guys can't leave me…

I'm not gonna leave you, Wren. I'm going to have to be taken by force if I am to ever leave you.

Thank you… Everyone here means too much to me…

Deleted user

I screamed at my tv again 0///0

Why what happened???

It froze and won't turn off. I even unplugged it and it's still on…

Oof, that's unfortunate. Is it an old model?

Nope

@The-Magician group

I screamed at my tv again 0///0

Why what happened???

It froze and won't turn off. I even unplugged it and it's still on…

Oof, that's unfortunate. Is it an old model?

Nope

Do you know why it's frozen?