forum The Miracle family!!
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Deleted user

Hey, if y'all can remember, what was your dream?

Mine was:
My parents sent me to this dodgeball camp, but it was actually a concentration camp, where you couldn't have any access to the real world. I managed to sneak in my bluetooth speaker, and I had music playing at home, so I played music quietly and got super busted.
All of my escape attempts failed, and I died there.

@RedTheLoveless

I had a dream that I was the tech expert and mastermind behind a bunch of city drag races in the run-down factories and facilities area, in the heart of the city. Everything was going great until police started arriving and catching everyone. I ran and tried to hide with this butch lady and we made a pact that is if we both got caught that we were to act like each other's wives and then went our separate ways. Last I saw of her, she was beating up a bunch of cops when a building collapsed and dragged her underwater in a nearby canal. I, on the other hand, was slowly being cornered by cops so I tried to have the iconic "you'll never take me alive" and leap off a really tall building but this goddamn off-duty cop was right next to the lever that raises or lowers the factory buildings and he rose the next one up to catch me and made me pass out, only to wake up to empty alleyways all around me and waving goodbye as he left.
After that I found my fake waifu and we hid out in a parking garage. Things got a bit heated between us.

Deleted user

Nice!
My dad is currently pissed off with me. I cut my hair shorter than he wanted

@RedTheLoveless

Nice!
My dad is currently pissed off with me. I cut my hair shorter than he wanted

Well he can fuck off. Its your hair, you should be able to do what you want with it.

Deleted user

Nice!
My dad is currently pissed off with me. I cut my hair shorter than he wanted

Well he can fuck off. Its your hair, you should be able to do what you want with it.

I agree.
I wish I could show you guys

Deleted user

gags
Fuck him. "It looks too boyish, and I don't want that for my beautiful little girl"

Deleted user

I had an idea.
So you know the black feathered kiwi birds? I could get one and a pink parakeet, and hope they mate. Then they can have little pastel goth babies!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I had an idea.
So you know the black feathered kiwi birds? I could get one and a pink parakeet, and hope they mate. Then they can have little pastel goth babies!

I sat in my room laughing for two minutes, why is this so funny

Deleted user

I had an idea.
So you know the black feathered kiwi birds? I could get one and a pink parakeet, and hope they mate. Then they can have little pastel goth babies!

I sat in my room laughing for two minutes, why is this so funny

Dunno, my parents laughed too