forum The Miracle family!!

Started January 21, 2019 by Deleted user

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Hello A A Ron

Really?

Hello A A Ron

Really?

Yes

Unrelated but my hot cocoa is so creamy and delicious I feel like I'm drinking melted milk chocolate but better

Thanks for reminding me I have hot choclate

Hello A A Ron

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Yes

Oof

Places with lots of mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas.

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Want to test my bird knowledge?
Well, toucan play that game

Oh god. NO PUNS

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was two tired

Why did I just read two pages of dad jokes?
Is this what happens when I disappear?
You guys become so dad-starved that you make dad jokes to fulfill the void?

XD OMG IDEKAM

Ok but I think I make more bad puns and dad jokes than my actual real life dad

My dad is a father and a History/Government/Economics teacher… I get to hear him make so many damn puns literally all the time dear lord

I remember at 6 years old I made my first pun without reading it off a magazine first…

"What do you call a dog eating bubble gum?"
"A CHEW-WAWA"

(I learned since that gum would actually kill dogs due to the Xylitol used to sweeten it but that's not important)

Whoa that's a lot of damage(and pages)

XD Oml

Whoa that's a lot of damage(and pages)

Dad jokes. Lots and lots of dad jokes.

Sounds about right XD

Hello A A Ron

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Yes

Oof

OMG YES I SEE YOU WITH THAT REFERENCE!!!!

Hello A A Ron

Really?

Yes

Oof

OMG YES I SEE YOU WITH THAT REFERENCE!!!!

I AM A KID WITH SUBSTITUTE YES

I remember at 6 years old I made my first pun without reading it off a magazine first…

"What do you call a dog eating bubble gum?"
"A CHEW-WAWA"

(I learned since that gum would actually kill dogs due to the Xylitol used to sweeten it but that's not important)

And a more recent one (I was 11 or 12 when I made it)
"I had a friend who wanted to visit St. Louis, she had planned the trip and was hoping to get a hotel in Illinois, but she couldn't afford it and was pretty bummed about it. Nowadays, she often tells me she's living in a state of Missouri"

(Hehe… Missouri = Misery? I'm so funny)

Hello A A Ron

Really?

Yes

Oof

OMG YES I SEE YOU WITH THAT REFERENCE!!!!

I AM A KID WITH SUBSTITUTE YES

That video honestly makes me cry it’s so good

You guys are all so goddamn hilarious!

Hello A A Ron

Really?

Yes

Oof

OMG YES I SEE YOU WITH THAT REFERENCE!!!!

I AM A KID WITH SUBSTITUTE YES

That video honestly makes me cry it’s so good

Same.

Hi!!