THERE WILL BE NO DEATH AND PITS OF H-LL ON THIS GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER

Very well, NutElla-chaaaaan!

THERE WILL BE NO DEATH AND PITS OF H-LL ON THIS GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER

Thank you NutElla….

Oh dahling, I'm basically a demon! There's no escaping~

THERE WILL BE NO DEATH AND PITS OF H-LL ON THIS GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER

_{but why?}

Oh dahling, I'm basically a demon! There's no escaping~

Well if we're to look at it from a truly Christian perspective, Satan is a non-practicing Christian, he believes Jesus is God and fears him but he doesn't worship. Just like that one cousin we all have that says they're Christian/Catholic yet never go to church except maybe on special occasions but not really

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

LEE! What's up, onii-chan?

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

I dunno darling, I dunno.

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

Yeah, sorry about that Wren.

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

You have a new child…

LEE! What's up, onii-chan?

Lmao not much. My dog is pouting while laying on me and she's licked my arm raw.
but shuri you're older than me, which means you'd be the onii-chan and not me
And you, Shuri-kun?

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

I'm doing good! Just chilling in my room as usual while my mom tells me to make my bed, get off my computer and be productive. (Little does she know I'm more productive when I'm on my computer than I am when I leave my room because when I leave my room I end up eating the entire fridge but when I'm using my computer I'm usually drawing, socializing, learning, making awful SynthV covers, etc)

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

Oh Wren you shouldn't have to deal with that. None of you should.
If it makes you feel better I have morning sickness so you're not alone!

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

"That time of the month" You mean the monthly subscription to Satan's waterfall?

LEE! What's up, onii-chan?

Lmao not much. My dog is pouting while laying on me and she's licked my arm raw.
but shuri you're older than me, which means you'd be the onii-chan and not me
And you, Shuri-kun?

Correct. You passed the test!

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

That's never fun. Do you have Tums you could take? Maybe that thick pink stuff I forgewt the name to but it helps with stomach problems? Pain meds?

I believe I have come down with the…. Dun, dun, dun… Big Gay.
And ya know, I couldn't find a knife so I just repeatedly hit my arm and hand with a metal pole.

I believe I have come down with the…. Dun, dun, dun… Big Gay.
And ya know, I couldn't find a knife so I just repeatedly hit my arm and hand with a metal pole.

???

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

Oh Wren you shouldn't have to deal with that. None of you should.
If it makes you feel better I have morning sickness so you're not alone!

No, I'm not talking about my period. I'm a werewolf, duh. (just kidding, I wish it was that)
That doesn't make me feel better. I'd rather have the flu than any of you get a migraine

I believe I have come down with the…. Dun, dun, dun… Big Gay.
And ya know, I couldn't find a knife so I just repeatedly hit my arm and hand with a metal pole.

NO HITTING ARMS WITH METAL POLES ON THIS GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

"That time of the month" You mean the monthly subscription to Satan's waterfall?

That’s the best description ever. It’s happening to me too and my Advil hasn’t kicked in so I can’t focus at all.

You have a new child…

Hello there, my new child! I am your Spider-Bat Dad, Lee. My twin and platonic parenting partner is Genitore Spearmint!
Welcome to the family!