forum The Miracle family!!
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Deleted user

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

@The-Magician group

okay wtf have I just walked back into?

Honestly same

I feel like everyone has just gotten high off the same glue stick, and here I am at 2:16 AM wondering why I am not doing my coursework XD

Deleted user

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'M A POPTART GOD

@Becfromthedead group

okay wtf have I just walked back into?

Honestly same

I feel like everyone has just gotten high off the same glue stick, and here I am at 2:16 AM wondering why I am not doing my coursework XD

Possibly the best sentence I've read today…

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

Lucky for me fruit can't die

Deleted user

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

Lucky for me fruit can't die

I'm a pop tart god.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

Lucky for me fruit can't die

Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

Lucky for me fruit can't die

I'm a pop tart god.

Try me! I'm an Irukanji jellyfish!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Time for the best part of almost every day… My siblings are reading stories, so I'm dancing like an idiot

Aaaand nevermind, dancing is hard when you have so much hot cocoa you feel like you might get sick

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

Lucky for me fruit can't die

Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha

Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

Lucky for me fruit can't die

Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha

Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.

But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

Lucky for me fruit can't die

Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha

Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.

But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!

It doesn't have the means to get poisoned like an actual organism would. It's only part of an orgasm, a fruit could just crush a jellyfish, or roll over it. And that's the end of the jellyfish.

Deleted user

okay wtf have I just walked back into?

Icecream, brownie (Chocolate triple fudge), frozen yogurt, and fruitsalad party.
(With added topping such as chocolate/caramel/strawberry sauces, sprinkles of all kinds, and whipped cream.)