forum Tell me jokes
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people_alt 5 followers

@Crisis

^^sure. Just not TOO dirty

Alrighty here goes
An English man is going on a business trip to Japan for a business meeting with a Japanese corporation. The night before the meeting, he's feeling a bit stressed and nervous, so he goes to the bar to pick up a hooker. They hit it off real well, despite the language difference, so the English man takes the hooker up to his room, and she's totally into it, right? Screaming this one phrase over and over, and for some reason the English man memorises it, 'for future references'.
So he's at the golf course for his meeting, and the Japanese business man hits the ball, it goes straight into the hole. A hole in one, right? So the English man decides he's gonna use the phrase the hooker was screaming, it must be a good thing, right?
Well, he says the phrase and the Japanese business man looks at him, confused, and says, "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"