forum Stupid quotes and such

Started June 01, 2018 by @ThatBackgroundSlytherin

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Just really bizarre quotes and memes

"When you are having a bad day, look at Life and smile; smile till it's so awkward that life has to smile back." ~Civvy Katherine

lol good one

"Never roll a tire down a hill if there's a cow standing behind you in rubber boots."

omgosh thats hilarious
I must step up my game
"Friends are the people that will always be there, even when you both know you're going to be fed to a giant eagle by a 2 inch unicorn."

wow inspirational

"Never pet a dog if there is a cameraman in a fedora in the bushes."

beautiful
"Wait to sing till you are certain everyone is asleep, then wake them all up with your glorious opera skills."

"Statistics show I should have stayed in bed."

"Y'know, there was a time when I was brought happiness by remembering that one day, we would all sing in harmony as angels in Heaven. Now I am brought happiness by the knowledge that one day, the sun would get too close to the Earth and everyone and everything would burn."

Wow me
"Sometimes I just need a highfive in the mouth with a pizza."

mmm I need a high five in the mouth with pizza
"An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you can throw it hard enough."

"Sometimes when I try and pull the blanket up over me I punch myself in the face and honestly that's an accurate representation of my life."
The last three are from the same person

Who?
"When I see the bees buzzing, and the insects happily going about their business in the warm, bright sun, I scream and run back inside because insects are scary and the sun burns my skin."

"Nothing says summer like ripping out handfuls of grass and putting them on the person next to you."
Adam Young

Ah the Owl dude
"I'm at that stage in life where everything is either hilarious or makes me cry."

Yep Owl City!
"Don't let anyone tell you you're too emotionally excited about baked goods."

"People say motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily."

Wow, I think we should break down quotes and just tell people how stupid they are

Ooh, I got one: "Be a nice and trustworthy person, because if you somehow become a zombie with a lust for brains, everyone will still believe you when you say you're human."

Ohhohoho nice

Thanks :)