Hey guys, Shuri has no clue I'm making this…
He just shattered his pinky and probably broke his wrist. I believe he's under a lot of stress right now from trying to make sure everyone on this site is okay.
So, If any of you have any problems… Come to me, okay? I don't want Shuri to get hurt more or have more stress.
~ Lex, the substitute cheerer-upper.
If you need me, i'll be making a forum where Y'all can come to me with your problems or you can always pm me.
Thanks Lex… I know everything though… It makes me happy that you'd do this though…
Shuri, take a break
If you don't, I will hunt you down and force comfort foods down your throat.
I have someone to do that for me kiddo…
True, your girlfriend can do it.
I'm going to threat- Cheer you up over this site
Girlfriend? Not anymore! She moved… I got with a dude now, you didn't hear?
Nope, I have no clue what's going on in anyone's life!
That's why I'm a terrible real life friend!
I bet Ruby would disagree!
True, I got Ruby an early Christmas gift!
That cheers me up a lot! I'm glad!
Yeah, her middle name is Noel and both me and her make puns a lot
So, I'm giving her a hand sanitizer that's called "Vanilla Bean Noel"
To be honest, I know I'm aro but I have a platonic crush on her? (That sounds weird) I might just be greyromantic but I don't know.
I have platonic crushes on a lot of people… I get it!
Life is confusing, I don't need to add another identity crisis to my list of things to do today.
You're valid! I totally get those too!
So, what's your new boyfriend like?
Totally assuming the role of prodding little sibling
Well… He's nice, and cute, he's got a really cool attitude about life, and his hair smells good! He's a crybaby though… But that's not a bad thing…
He sounds sweet!
I'm smiling and I'm really happy for you!
Thanks! That makes me feel better, Lex, you're amazing!
I hope your hand gets better Shuri!!
It is… Thank you so much for caring…
At lunch some asshole was giving my friend and I a hard time and I swear the first thought in my head as it was happening was "Should I throw a chair at him?" and then I was like "No. Shuri would say to talk it out with him. And then throw a chair if he doesn't stop."