I’m so overwhelmed with everything changing and going on in my life SO I decided I’m going to put this up and share a few quotes. Anyone else can do the same. They can be funny, strange, inspirational, as long as it’s a quote it’s gooood.
Lemme start off:
“But there is no food in Hell for Sinners.”
“Truth be told, I’m having a hard time believing any of you are dead.”
“You are trying and that is enough.”
Airhorn sound
Second airhorn sound
“Wait. This isn’t my deodorant.”
"If you're gonna be cynical about the world, at least be optimistic about your ability to change it for the better…"
"Those who have left us for good will live on, in our memories, they will live on snugly in our hearts, and they will drive us forward!"
"I've already seen the (figurative) many Circles of Hell. What more is there."
"I'm always here to help if you need or want me, darling!"
"You're pissing me off!"
"If I was a guy I would so date my self."-My sister
"Hey I'm already going to the bad place, Might as well have a fun time getting there."-Also my sister
"Do you think that like there's Racism in the ocean, Or body shaming like, Martha Your Nose is so short you're basically a porpoises, Or Oh ya he's an Atlantic spotted Dolphin, we don't talk to them." -Random thought I had one day
"Something…..Something….. GRANOLA!"- My brother trying to remember what he forgot to put on his yogurt
"I thought it was Root-Beer!"- My other sister learning that her life was a lie and that the people in movies were consuming alcohol
And Finally the quote to best all other quotes. "I'll Turn him into a flea, a Harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box, then put that box in another box. Then I'll mail it to my self, and when it arrives ! Mwahahahaha! I'lL SmAsh It WItH A HAmmER! It's brilliant brilliant brilliant I say!….. Or to save on postage, I'll poison him with this!"
Yaaas, Emperor's New Groove
'Call me a Praying Mantis, cause I'll bite your head off if you fuck with me.'
~My own, Dragoncita
"Fight, because you don't know how to die quietly. Win, because you don't know how to lose."
"20 YEARS OF SCENE CHANGE PLEASE"- Vicki our goddess lady stage manager
WHICH WAS FOLLWED BY
"YES JOE THAT MEANS YOU TOO PLAY THE RIGHT MEASURE PLEASE AND THANK YOU"-Chris our music director
"It's ok, promise, You're blowing it out of proportion , look at it one problem at a time and it's not as bad." - The Bari Saxophone in band, I appreciate him very much
"You're never fully operational without a smile."
"Now I don't come from no Black Lagoon, I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon, so you can keep the Thing! Keep the It! Keep the Creature, they don't mean SHIT!"
–Audrey II
"Y'know, traditions aren't always the best way to operate! Haven't you seen Fiddler on the Roof?"
–Me, complaining to my acapella group why they shouldn't be punished when I screw up.
"Group punishment is illegal under the Geneva Conventions!"
–Me, during that same rehearsal.
Ahaha these are great guys. Thanks
Palpatine: BLACK IS SO SLIMMINGGGGGGGGG!
Voldemort, Palpatine, and Sauron: YOU'RE THINNER WITHOUT A BODYYYY! LIFE'S BEST THE DAAAAAAAAAARK! SIIIIIIIDE! WAYYYY!
