forum SECRET CLARINET CULT (snitches get stitches and also high, HIGH G)

Started November 06, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

screeches out a high high G

Yes!

WHERE IS RE CULT MEMBERS? I WON’T LET THIS DIEEEEEE!!!!

Clarient Cult Member Red reporting for duty

Totally a Clarinet Player Emi Reporting for Duty

Hi red! I have bad news… so I was looking for my box of reeds, and they were 2’s… 2’s… I use 3 1/2’s! My mom spent so much cash on the box of reeds… I can’t decrease my size because I’m already used to the 3 1/2’s but I don’t want to waste them! What do I do!

So does anyone still use two sized reeds? I used them in sixth and seventh grade.

Try and get a refund for them, or trade in the box?

Can’t, it doesn’t have all the reeds anymore. It only has 5 left. You need an entire box to trade in, and we can refund for the same reason we can’t trade in.

Oh gotcha. Maybe Aura uses the same size reed and’ll trade with you?

Probably not, she uses threes instead of twos. I only know this because of having my reed chipped and me borrowing them.

I hate life.

ooof that sucks

(Plays derp titanic with clarinet)
I forgot Moonys full user. Can someone remind me?

And plus, the Clarinet can sound so beautiful and crisp, and is used in a lot of background music. It sometimes throws hands with the flute on the beautiful side. Then trumpets be like BURP BURP BURP EAR RAOE SOUNDS

trumpet- shgsgsgagagagaplllll
clarinet-eeeeEEEeEeeEeeEeeEeeee
Flute: aaaaaaaaaaaee

(Accurate representation.)

If you don't mind, I'll add some:
Oboe: aiiieEEEE
Bassoon: urp
Bass clarinet: croAK
Saxophones: aiiaiaiiaiaiaia
French horn: beautiful godly playing and then CRACKS ANOTHER NOTE
Trombones: aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
Tubas/Euphs: …
Percussion: CRASH (it's either the cymbals or they knocked over the equipment again you'll never know)

Alto Clarinet: REEEEE
Contrabass Clarinet: beautiful sounds of the gods

Tuba: FLLLLLLAAARP
Euphonium: sliigjtly higher FLLLRRRP
Tenor Sax: uuuuuuuu (but low pitched)
Triangle: dink dink bitches

may I add
First trumpet: Blurtdovblert
Second trumpet: high pitch squeaking because most trumpets can get that hight without breaking the noteeeeeee