forum Say the first thing you thought of

Started October 14, 2021 by @catnap group

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Chant it with me: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE! I'm high as fuck right now, if that wasn't obvious, lmao!

Person 1: Hail the Fire!
Person 2: Fireballs rule!
Person 3: Bring on the whiskey!
Person 1 and 2: Look at Person 3 in confusion, then start grabbing alcohol and throwing it into the bonfire, continuing to chant.

(Waaaaaaaaaait……… ** makes italics?! TF kind of site is this that gives roleplayers this power, lmao!)

Person 4: Joins HAIL THE MARIJUANA FIRES OF HELL, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Person 5: WTF? Whatever… HAIL THE FIREWEED!

Crowd: Fireweed! Fireweed! Fireweed!
Person in the background: Smoking a joint. Now that’s some good shit.

(Lmao!)

What did I just walk in on? I leave for like, 5 mintes, and already the high court Sorcerer is getting everybody high? Why was I not invited?

Person 6: Pulls out a hookah pipe Weeeellllllll… now seems like the perfect time!
Person 7: Pulls out a loaded shotgun, fires it AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

(And I know! I was surprised too, lmao! And @thetrueprimevil is already a horrible influence on me… but I like them soooo much, it's not even a joke now, lol.)

being high is like being in a mental theatre in your brain and watching what's happening, your eyes are the screen. And your sitting in said theatre watching your life unroll before you on the screen.

Lol, I can imagine that! Unlike the weirdness of the demon fuck Vē'Êtherñøth or the Primevil.

Lol! I get that! I find it difficult to understand myself half the time!

lol im so tired and high right now hehe
sometimes I wonder what I could do if someone stabbed me in the eye with a fork.

lol I totally get that!

You could do a lot… like, hit them back in the eye with a spoon.

I meant to say what I would do—

But slapping them with a spoon sounds more appealing than going for their eye, even though they went for mine.

Okay, fair… but if they take your eye, why don't you take their eye? It's fair, and it'll make sure they never do it again.

im not usually one for violence, I have had enough of that throughout my life, and im sure I'll have even more in the future, but I dont want to create any violence or use it in tactics of someone else using it.

Okay, that's fair. I'mma just let this convo go now, cus it's getting awkward, even for me.

Light 'em up, up, up, light 'em up, up, up, light 'em up, up up on fire!
Whoa-oh whoa-oh-oh-oh whoah-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh, in the dark dark
Whoa-oh whoa-oh-oh-oh whoah-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh, in the dark dark

it wasn't supposed to be awkward but oh well, my signature skill is making things awkward :(

I'm a buff baby, but I dance like a man
She a nice lady and she shakin' the yams
Spent the whole summer trappin' out the sedan
Marching wit' the bands 'cause I think that I can

Eh, I'm just too high right now, lol!

And… what did I just look at? What song is that?

Im a buff baby by tobi lou

Okay… I'mma check that out real quick, I'll be back…

mk, good song 10/10

I'm high enough to appreciate that song, lol! Finally, somebody I can actually kinda connect with!

yes bro the song is immaculate

Yes, absoultely!

Chicken Wings

Yes, especially when seasoned with alcohol, lol!

Alcohol chicken…

Peanuts.