forum Questions that u just think of at night or at the gym or (slightly inappropriate but u’ll live)

Started December 07, 2019 by Deleted user

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How can a dildo (which is a common insult) be stupid/brainless?

it’s

it’s an inanimate object

I've never heard someone be referred to as a dildo? Is that a Maryland thing??

wheeze it’s not an MD thing you stupid fuckin cheesehead

I hope you know that I read that in Gordon Ramsey's voice.

good

i actually think about Ramsay yelling at me as i run on the treadmill at the gym and he’s just like, yelling

Good motivation

yea then i take my earbuds out after cardio and the whole world in my head goes silent and i make my stupid calculator brain think about numbers and reps and sweat and gross

working out is gross don’t do it and crowd up the gym

jk work out

I just got an elliptical so maybe I'll try that strategy lol
I usually just walk my doggo every night, especially down by the cemetery. It's pretty chill there.

ellipticals are fucking awesome

u know what else is awesome?

cake

True true

OOO OO and skittles

Also nerds. Not just the candy but the design for them? Little bright bugs? Wholesome.

have u ever tried putting more than one skittle in your mouth?

the red and the purple are the best

Yesss red and purple are the best!