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@houdini

I know you're out there
I can't be the only one

Join me in my feels and existential crises.
………………………………………….Please.

@houdini

A month without uploading he comes back with a tag that no one even tagged him in he’s not a challenge to drag So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe ‘Cause this motherf***er’s about to get dragged by his fringe First things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle You’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle (hobbit) Throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep, that’s Dan You’re what would happen if Winnie The Pooh f***ed Slenderman You procrastinate making videos ‘cause being judged is scary You’re so close to being forgotten the hate’s imaginary The only reason you get views is ‘cause you’re another white guy that people ship with his friend ‘Cause they think it’s kawaii Oh? Reasons why Dan’s a fail (yay) I’ll give you some You never tweet You overeat All you do is cry and sleep Your jokes are sh**posts and memes with no originality Your family’s sad you flopped your law degree at university And everything that’s embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete You were vegan for like three weeks Then what? You missed the meat? Wow I’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic But can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic I could go on There’s more if I check There’s more things on this list than chins on your neck On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death A hundred? Yeah. When getting out of bed makes you out of breath? So your celebrity crush was J-Law but now it’s Evan P? What the f*** even is your sexuality? It’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry. I think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry I’m joking Obviously Okay, that went deep Repress it? Yep Before I start crying let’s wrap this sh** up I’m gonna go and m********* then cry into a slice of pizza Shoutout to the other youtubers especially Ryan Higa A cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation met with no depreciation It’s the YouTube nation Click subscribe if you wanna watch four videos a year To see my last from ten years ago just click over here So leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar ‘Cause you just witnessed the roast of danisnotonfire sobs

@Knight-Shives group

[Phil:] Whenever I'm alone Or if I'm feeling grey There's one place I can go To brighten up my day It makes me want to sing That's how the show should end But wouldn't it be good if I Could sing it with a friend? [Dan:] Whoa, whoa, what? Phil, I think you should ask before you put me on the spot like this! Okay, fine, whatever, I'll join in too [Phil:] I might go outside And feel more alive Without Twitter Where would I be? [Dan:] I guess I'd be fit And stop posting shiiii- [Phil:] Rubbish! [Dan:] But Tumblr's a part of me! [Phil:] So many websites So little time Plus one or two You should avoid [Dan:] Just don't stop watching YouTube Or we'll be unemployed! [Both:] The internet is here! The internet is great! When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? It might be antisocial But these days that is fine [Dan:] 'Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online! [Phil:] A place where you can be yourself No matter if you're geeky! [Dan:] Find friends that share your hobbies Even if they're freaky! [Phil:] Where any question in your head Is answered in an instant! [Dan:] Who cares if you procrastinate Your one shot at existence! [Both:] The internet is here! The internet is great! When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? Without the internet We never would have met! [Phil:] We'd never be here on a stage Doing things we might regret! [Dan:] Dance break! [Phil:] Who cares if you're a loser And everybody knows it! [Dan:] Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses! [Phil:] Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim [Dan:] Or if you live vicariously through the life of a Sim! [Dil:] Sheltay zomo! [Both:] The internet is here! The internet is great! When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? It might be antisocial But these days that is fine! 'Cause life is so much better! Life is so much better! Life is so much better When you Spend It All Online!

@houdini

[Phil:] Whenever I'm alone Or if I'm feeling grey There's one place I can go To brighten up my day It makes me want to sing That's how the show should end But wouldn't it be good if I Could sing it with a friend? [Dan:] Whoa, whoa, what? Phil, I think you should ask before you put me on the spot like this! Okay, fine, whatever, I'll join in too [Phil:] I might go outside And feel more alive Without Twitter Where would I be? [Dan:] I guess I'd be fit And stop posting shiiii- [Phil:] Rubbish! [Dan:] But Tumblr's a part of me! [Phil:] So many websites So little time Plus one or two You should avoid [Dan:] Just don't stop watching YouTube Or we'll be unemployed! [Both:] The internet is here! The internet is great! When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? It might be antisocial But these days that is fine [Dan:] 'Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online! [Phil:] A place where you can be yourself No matter if you're geeky! [Dan:] Find friends that share your hobbies Even if they're freaky! [Phil:] Where any question in your head Is answered in an instant! [Dan:] Who cares if you procrastinate Your one shot at existence! [Both:] The internet is here! The internet is great! When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? Without the internet We never would have met! [Phil:] We'd never be here on a stage Doing things we might regret! [Dan:] Dance break! [Phil:] Who cares if you're a loser And everybody knows it! [Dan:] Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses! [Phil:] Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim [Dan:] Or if you live vicariously through the life of a Sim! [Dil:] Sheltay zomo! [Both:] The internet is here! The internet is great! When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? It might be antisocial But these days that is fine! 'Cause life is so much better! Life is so much better! Life is so much better When you Spend It All Online!

This illustrates the difference in their personalities so well
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