So my first period teacher has a dog named Oscar, and (almost) every day she writes something he "says" on the board. Sometimes it's pretty funny so I guess I'll just put it here even though absolutely no one cares
Today, Oscar says: "Beware of running on tile with wet feet. It may lead to embarrassment."
(Following because adorable)
Oscar says: "The world is full of people waiting to be your friend."
So I'm thinking she just does it Mondays which kind of disappointing but oh well
Oscar says: "The world is full of people waiting to be your friend."
AW I LOVE
Oscar says: "The world is full of people waiting to be your friend."
Lots of friends. Especially if they're dogs.
Oscar says: "Rainy day? No worries. Take joy in splashing through the puddles."
Oscar says: "I have no idea why my yard is white today, but it sure is fun to play in."
(It snowed)
Aww that is so wholesome
Oscar says: "Never stop looking for hidden treasures." (This morning it only took me 10 minutes to find 4 socks that my mom thought she had hidden from me.)
Aww
Oscar says: "Being impulsive usually yields bad outcomes. Think before you act."
Well, you see…
Oscar says: "Why use those rolls of paper to cover boxes? It's way more fun to grab the roll and run."
(At first, when I saw the title, I thought that this was some kind of store-brand Simon Says. But this is actually really nice.)
(Oscar commands. Coming soon to a Walmart near you xD)
(XD)
Oscar says: "I really should listen more often. It makes my mom treat me like I am the most brilliant creature on earth."
Oscar says: "Never sacrifice a lifetime of happiness for a moment of excitement."
Oscar says: "Life would be so much easier if people would realize the world does revolve around me."
Oscar says: "Life would be so much easier if people would realize the world does revolve around me."
Boy, don't I know some people like that! My cats, for starters.
Guys, Oscar turned one yesterday
Guys, Oscar turned one yesterday
oh my god happy birthday oscar
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Happy Birthday Oscar! ^^
Oscar says: "Rain, snow, mud, or sun
It's all fun
As long as I can run"
this thread makes me smile in the morning, thank you oscar :)
Oscar says: "Walking with friends adds a whole new dimension to walking around the block."