forum OI I NEED DUMB WAYS TO DIE

Started September 30, 2018 by Deleted user

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And not ones from the song but deaths that you think are genuinely stupid and wholly possible.

Getting your leg stuck in something you really shouldn't have put your leg into in the first place, trying to get it out and dying of hunger

Idk, could you drown after falling asleep in a bathtub?
Also I saw this episode of Forensic Files in which one of a man's murder attempts on his wife was drawing her a bubble bath, then "accidentally" shoving their TV in there in an attempt to electrocute her (but it failed, so idk if that's viable). (The actual murder was done with a gun; he shot her in the head, then claimed that she was playing with his gun and accidentally shot herself, which is a really dumb excuse.)
Tbh I can come up with more dumb murder ideas than dumb ways to die from the things I've watched.

• Screwing around with something sharp and cutting yourself in a vital artery.
• Mistaking something you can't drink for water and dying
• Provoking a bear

Blenders

Trying to balance an anvil on a lamp… you can see where that's going.

Maybe a blind person jousting.

Or jousting blindfolded for that matter. Or doing anything dangerous while blindfolded.

Maybe you could use https://darwinawards.com/ for inspiration? They're basically awards given to people who died in really dumb ways. Even if you don't find any inspiration from it, maybe you'll at least find it entertaining.

(I had a teacher who would read us these and there was one where a guy stole a bunch of money, then went to a church and tried to get rid of it in the offertory basket. People eventually realized what he was doing, and the guy ran out of the church, onto the road, only to get hit by an oncoming vehicle. What goes around, comes around, I guess).

Thanks Starfast!

Is it called Darwin awards b/c natural selection…?

yes

Beautiful

Sitting on the edge of the Grand Canyon

Eating too many chicken nuggets and immediately dying

mood

Drank too much milk.

Listened to too much insert crappy pop singer.

kissing justin beieber

betting your friend that you can spend 48 hours in a freezer with no food, water, or any clothes except undergarments and then freezing to death