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Started September 26, 2018 by @Hey_Its_Snowy_And_Im_Generally_Confused

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Great. We have bears, and cannibalistic moose…

Just don't ask about the moose. It's better if you don't…..

beep
that's nice
we just have…poisonous, just about everything
but also koalas
they're cute

I think they are poisonous too. Don't they have a poison gland on their wrist?

beep
no that's platypuses

Platypus. Interesting. A furry duck baby.

The only poisonous thing in Minnesota is… Well, I think there might be some spiders and snakes? Idek…

freaked out
wtf!

That is a potoo bird. They are the derps of the animal kingdom…

beep
ok…
they are freaky
the human almost jumped

They aren't in Alaska though…. But Bald Eagles are kinda like Pigeons here…. They are freaking everywhere….

beep
that's cool
we have murder magpies
because it's spring

Lol. I heard about that. They are vicious little things. We only have bears. But, It's fall, so they are just trying to find enough food to eat for the Winter. Spring is when you can't come out of your house, becaue the salmon is running, and they bears have finally woken up…

beep
the murder magpies dive bomb anything near their nest
there are humans with their eyes poked out by magpies

Yeah. We have bear that like to rip legs off of people for getting in the way of the cubs….

They didn't make it………

beep
that's…wonderful

It is. I have been trapped on my roof before. (Angry mama, I had to vault over my trash can to get on the roof…)

tiny beep
sounds scary

I was stuck up on my roof for 4 hours, in -8 degrees fahrenheit. (-22 degrees celsius? Idk if you use the metric system or nah…)

In a tee shirt. It was cold… Really cold…..

beep
ah that's cold
how did you get rid of it?

I had to wait for her to get tired of me. You can't make a bear leave… (Believe me, I yelled at the stupid thing for 2 hours. She just growled back. It was just great…)

I would scream random things in Scottish periodically. (Mainly when she started trying to climb the roof…)