forum Need some laughs? Here are some of the funniest things ever!
Started by @CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa
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I like the retail ones because I work at Conner Prairie and its like
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@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

Funny stuff that happened to people while visiting a foreign country…

While visiting Quito, Ecuador, my friends and I visited the botanical gardens (which I highly recommend). We were so fascinated by the beautiful orchids that we totally missed the closing time. When we returned to the entrance, we found the gates locked and nobody there. We had to climb the 10-foot gates to get out! Not bad for a couple of 60-year-olds.

I practice archery and was looking for a bow at a sports store in London. Being a native Portuguese speaker, my question actually ended up sounding like "Hi, good evening, do you guys happen to have balls?". OK. We all know that split second when you realize what we've just said. I was so mortified when I saw their faces that I ran away. Literally ran away from the store.

My friend and I were visiting LA during the Christmas time and we decided to go to Disneyland. Disneyland was fun, but the actual fun started when we had to get back. Both of our phones had died because of the many selfies we took during the day. So long story short: got to the train station, met some nice homeless people, got kicked out of the train station, found a cop that let us use his phone and got a 150 dollar uber home. It wasn't fun then but now we laugh at how stupid we were.

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

“Here,” says the nurse, handing the patient a urine specimen container. “The bathroom’s over there.” A few minutes later, the patient comes out of the bathroom.

“Thanks,” he says, returning the empty container. “But there was 
a toilet in there, so I didn’t need 
this after all.”

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

Haha love this page, but I can only see like half the images because of school filters.

Maybe you should do your SCHOOLWORK!

IT'S THE LIFE HACK OF THE CENTURY!

(LOL JK, do whatever, I'm homeschooled and I spend half of my "school" time looking up memes…)

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

The newest cake ingredient!

My oldest daughter ran out of the bathroom saying my middle daughter had made a terrible mess. I asked her, “What did she do?”

She replied, “She spilled your pooping sugar!”

Pooping sugar? Then it hit me.

She had spilled my powdered laxative.

Alrighty then…

We went to a national trust place where there was a bee keeper and a falconer. Later that day she went round telling people she new all about the birds and the bees now. She was about four at the time.

Nope, not yet…

I was about 7 months pregnant. My then 2 year old went down for a nap. While she was sleeping, my friend came over with her 5 month old baby.

My 2 year old woke up, saw the baby, looked at me, and said, “Your baby came out?”

Only girls will understand this one…girls only

Went to the toy department with my then 4 year old so she could finally spend a gift certificate she received for her birthday and of course this caused much excitement and dilemma on what to pick. At one point I turned away and when I turned back she was gone, so I called to her “Where are you?” Her voice came from the next aisle. “I am over here mommy, on a different page.”

When my niece was 3 or 4 she would end every sentence with “and then you’ll die” while making a motion with her finger (similar to Danny’s redrum in The Shining). No idea where she got this phrase from.

My daughter told me when she was younger that if you don’t wash your hands you will get gerbils on them.