randomness

someone make me smile

EGGPLANT!!!!!

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?

A CONDESCENDING CON DESCENDING!!!!!

eh?

at first i thought that said elephant. that’s a good one

Thanks!

Would you like some

FRE SHA VA CA DO

do you have anything else?

Like what?

ok, you got me laughing in that one. that was so unexpected.that took up my entire screen.

XD

The trojan horse
or as I like to call it

THE MURDEROUS PINATA

what does premium supporter mean?

holy cows! yeah, the giant murderous piñata!

It means I got the whole bag of crap
Like technologies and creatures and stuff

oh, you have the full version of it. that makes sense. Are you really a slithering?

slitherin*

Yes indeed

I am not just Slytherin

I am

THE SLYTHERIN

wow, i think i’m a little hufflepuff. why do you like slitherin so much?

Because it is the most viciously stereotyped house out there. Everyone thinks we're evil

are you really though? i don’t think their all evil.

Oh I'm evil for sure I just don't like being stereotyped into it

i see, i’m only part evil. i have my nice angel side and then the side where i freakin destroy you

Same bro

apparently my personality type is both draco and snaps so i think my second house would be slytherin

Prolly
I'm a Slytherpuff

slytherpuffs unite!