I want your cat stories. And pictures. And the general dumbassery/cuteness that is the demons

Yes ma'am
Get ready for an influx of pictures

I am ready and willing

I don't have a cat but lots of my neighbors do am I allowed here?

I don't have a cat but lots of my neighbors do am I allowed here?

Of course. I want cat stories of every variety and I'm not one to stop someone else from laughing at dumb animals

I don't have a cat but lots of my neighbors do am I allowed here?

Of course. I want cat stories of every variety and I'm not one to stop someone else from laughing at dumb animals

Oh boy

My neighbor's dumbass of a cat got himself cat-napped once

I wish I still had my– takes a moment to count than gives up over 8 cats and kittens, but I, unfortunately, had to leave them behind when I moved once. But I have a lot of stories and a neighbourhood cat who I love to death.

i have had many cat in my lifetime
they are all perfect

I have two cats
Both boys
This is Mozart

And here’s Jackson (the one who stole a steak in his previous home)

I’ve had them both for around 2-3 years now

I had another cat as well before we got them, from 4 months old to 17 (almost 18) years
This is Smokey

All of the cats I’ve had are indoor cats, and they’re very nice cats in their own way. Smokey was really gentle and afraid of the outdoors (but in his last few years he got really brave because he’d sit on the porch chair with my dad in the mornings sometimes, we just didn’t let him go down the stairs because neighbour had 4 dogs at the time) Anyways like all of my cats he’s a mixed breed, most likely close to being Russian Blue.
Mozart is a friendly cat, and I’m talking IN YOUR FACE type, but I don’t think his senses are that good and I don’t think he’d do well as an outdoor cat. He’s a really really big cat as well, might be part Ragdoll or something.
Jackson is shy but cunning when it comes to human food, sits at the table at dinner time unless there’s too many people around. I’m the only one who can hold him for several minutes, I think the longest other people have held him for has been like 30 seconds. Mozart likes to bully Jackson and Jackson likes to bite Mozart’s ears. Not sure what type of breed Jackson is closest to anywho.

IT'S IMPORTANT

I DID THAT THING WHERE YOU PUT A BOX ON THE FLOOR WITH TAPE AND THE CAT IS SUPPOSED TO SIT IN IT
BUT MY CHONKY BOY HERSHEY HAD OTHER PLANS
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Ho_0Xekl7UviXcixhMGhFwLhtU_qFMP4

"That's not what this is about"
That shouldn't be as funny as it is to me

"That's not what this is about"
That shouldn't be as funny as it is to me

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So this happened this morning:

Wasn't Babygirl's fault though, she was walking across me when something spooked her and she took off. She also likes to pose in every picture I take of her, so she's a natural model.

I got her in like October of 2019. She's already 3 years old, and she was rescued from a very abusive and neglectful household. You could see her ribs, and she was hardly bigger than both of my hands. That's not how big a three-year-old cat should be. She's now happy and healthy, and an absolute brat. I love her.

And this is my old man, Tiger. We had him since 3rd grade, and we got him when he was an older kitten. He was in our front yard's Chinese Elm tree for three days straight, being very friendly. My father finally broke down and let him into our house, and the first thing he did was run under the couch to take a shit. He's been with us ever since.
Also, he's an attention whore.

He apparently also has a genetic disease that in adult life his body begins to reject his own teeth. He now is down to only six teeths.

He enjoys sleeping, and he enjoys the sunlight. This was heaven for him.

I used to have another cat, Lucky, but unfortunately, he passed away before I got a phone that could save digital pictures. He was an old, fat, black tabby and I loved him even though he was a horny bastard. He was notorious in the family for being grumpy, but after I actually paid more attention to him, he grew to like me enough to let me pick him up (never happened with anyone else).

And because of my obsession with Warriors, I read just about any and every cat book I could get my grubby child hands on. Thanks to that obsession, I can now easily bond with cats.

I love these dumbasses.

"That's not what this is about"
That shouldn't be as funny as it is to me

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hershey: Instructions unclear, ate the weird pattern. Love me mother.

This is my baby Izzy

My cat runs away if you look at her with even the slightest intention of taking a picture of her. I swear she's a mind reader

My cats are adorable, but stupid
Lucy: Lovable dumbass fat child
Annabelle: Chaotic dumbass constantly-in-the-way child

"That's not what this is about"
That shouldn't be as funny as it is to me

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hershey: Instructions unclear, ate the weird pattern. Love me mother.

facts

Cat

My cat, istgoshness above
I opened my door to go get a snack and she came running. She wanted picked up, so I picked her up and carried her around for a little bit. I gave her a treat because she's been good pretty much all day, and now the little bitch is giving me sad eyes because I won't give her more. This is why I rarely give her treats. I feel so bad now cause she's really sad-

I'm just gonna dump a bunch of pictures of my idiot boy, Petrie. He' s named after the pterodactyl from Land Before Time and I love him even though I'm pretty sure he hates me. He's still the cutest.

Sometimes he stares into the camera like he's on The Office

And here's one more picture of him regretting his decision to play with his toy on the stairs

the last photo has me rolling

That last photo can 100% be made into a meme

@Starfast, do I have you and your son's permission to use that last photo on the meme thread?

All of your cats are so cute!!