Y'ALL UGLY

     * Disapears *

An avocado! Thaaanks

WELCOME BACK TO THE JESUS CHRIST HOTLINE, SIR, YOU ARE LIVE.

YEAH WELL JESUS CHRIST FUCKIN SUC-

Hangs Up

I want a church girl that go to church
aNd ReAdS hEr BiBlE

I'm just chillin'
In Cedar Rapids.

I mean, I get complimented all the time
haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey duck. You're no good duck. You'll never be shit. You're just. Like. Your father.

Four female Ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over!
🎵 I'm an adult virgin 🎵

ASk me if I give a fuck

Do you??

of course, we're brothers

I think I know more about American Girl Dolls than you do, genius

There is only one thing worse than a rapist…
swwosh
Boom.

A child

NO

dicks out for harambe, dicks out for harambe
AGAIN
dicks out f-

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift
Happy birthday?

i love you bitch
i ain't never gonna stop loving you
BITCH

Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrooow. Well, I'm a point guard, I got shoe game

i just wanna date the type of guy that goes above and beyond
i just wanna date the type of guy that pays for parking on sunday
that's the kinda stuff that really
b u t t e r s m y e g g r o l l

What do you have? A KNIFE! NO!

Um, Jared, could you read number 23 for the class? No I cannot. What up I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read

Hi welcome to pizza hut let me guess, pizza-CRASH

Country boyyy, I love youuuuuu, e u l h

I wanna be a cowboy baby

hi welcome to chilis

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

Hurricane Katrina?
More like hurricane tortilla

can I get a waffle
can I PLEASE get a waffle?????????????/