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@Turzelle

“You better sleep with one eye open tonight”
“Which do you hate more: tarantulas or snakes?” laughs evilly
“I will throw you off a building, and then I’ll kill you before you hit the ground.”

Will any of these work?

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I once said to a person that I will shove a flamethrower so far up their ass that they will have third degree burns on their tonsils

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I would never actually do it unless somebody committed a crime against one of my friends/family members and hurt them. Then I might do something worse than that.

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No, it's not. But if anybody ever hurts my family they better prepare to get fucked up.

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I keep falling asleep everywhere lol but other than that I guess I'm okay