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Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

tune

Nope.

good god i just remembered, (STORY TIME!!!) we have google dot at my house and it's able to play music of almost any genre. i was wondering why my bro was taking so long in the bathroom and when i walked next to the door i heard Mongolian throat singing from beyond the door. i stand there for a good 15 minutes just listening to this then i hear him say "HEY GOOGLE!!! PLAY BAGPIPES!!!" this continued for about half an hour till i finally asked "why?" my bro then jiggled the door knob furiously trying to open the door and when he did he just yelled "FER SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!"
behold my family

Story time: I have no awkward stories.

Story time: My sister has a nose blow that sounds like a foghorn is trying to communicate with futuristic whales. Anyway, so we were having our best friends family over one time (and this is like a few years back) and they have a big family, seven (7) kids and three (3) adults. their youngest was three (3) at the time and we were all sitting around the dinner table eating when my sis got up to go blow her nose (cus if she did it at the table, no one would survive) so she went to the bathroom and blew her nose. Their youngest child just sat up and looked shocked and when they asked him what was wrong he just said, "NOISE?!"

Anywho it's not that funny but hey!

Story time: I was writing and suddenly my brother starts to monologue about cats. It was weird.

xD this isnt funny at all but my teacher threw up it was scary

Whoa bruh they alright?

yeah shes fine now but they had to take her in an ambulence

Ooo yikes!
I remember I had to go to the hospital three times when I was younger for gastroenteritis. not fun

awwww thats horrible
ive never really had any hospital experience
having an illness or disease scares the hell out of me
i had to have this test done on me for i think it was sleep apnea and i had wires all over my body (i was like eight its ok) and i broke down and started sobbing cause i hated it

Wow traumatizing.
i think my biggest fear right now is that I'll get a terminal illness and die before I do anything on this frickin planet.
Then again, part of me wants to go but that's just me….

ok dont judge i was like eight and anything that had to do with being sick freaked me out

Naw man it's fine I understand
Hospitals actually have this weird sense of calm urgency about them.
It helps that I have actual experience to go off of.

I actually wrote a short story in one it turned out decent

Do you really want to know what the Scottish Gaelic said that I put up?

oh yeah i guess
also those heart machines
i haaaaaaate them

how so?

The Gaelic said:
Gu gràdh, is e bàsachadh. Cha bhuin thu leat fhèin tuilleadh. Is thu an neach eile, agus iadsan thu.
In turn, this translated means:
To love, is to die. You don't belong to yourself anymore. You are the other person, and they are you.

how so?

i dont know really
i worry about my heart a lot and think im gonna die

Hey, it's ok. At least your don't have a big paranoia about someone walking up behind you and stabbing you in the back. It happened once, and I don't ever want it to happen again. I can't stand being in the front. The only one I trust behind me is my family, and Elias and his. I understand where you worry so much. I am paranoid of dying because of that one incident…

Yeah bro
The Heart monitors aren't that annoying you learn to tune them out pretty quick

ahhhh

Sorry bro am I worrying you?

Hey, at least it isn't like see a 3 inches of a blade sticking out of your side, sad thing though, being stabbed from behind is kind of cool though. You really don't understand what happened, until it clicks that that you've been stabbed.

Oh wow that must have been weirdly scary