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@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

I was gonna say show off ur personality… But Idk if you can really do that if it's over Snap… Ummm… Straight up ask if he has a gf, if he does…. Well I'll leave you to decide that. Plus complementing a guy boosts his ego and he may feel attracted to you if he knows ur gonna say he looks good… Idk man I just have a viking… And we bond by throwing axes at stuff and yeeting ourselves off of boats…

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

That's basically it… I visited Alaska about a week ago, and me and Elias went out on a boat. We went to an island, ( I should have known trouble would come because the island is called Kodiak island for a reason) and walked around. Well we forgot to take the keys out of the boat, and when we came back a cub had gotten on the boat and it got up to where the accelerator was, and we scared it and it leaned on the accelerator, and de boat slowly putt putted away, and I have never seen Elias strip so fast (Not in any way sexual I promise) he dove into the water and swam after the boat. Long story short, he caught up to the boat, climbed in, drove it back to the island, picked up the cub and put it on the shore. I picked up his clothes threw them in the boat, and took I off my jacket. I packed up our crap and threw it into the boat, and looked around, and behold there was the mama of the cub staring me down. Elias panicked, hit the accelerator, and left me on the island. I backed up into the water, facing said mama bear, and swam out to our boat like 100 meters from shore. Believe me Elias had an earful. His clothes were dry, and mine were not. I was beyond pissed. So that's the story. Ta Daa!!!