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Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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Byyye!

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I left to eat, but I never came back…….. So I have 2 hours, just for Notebook tonight.

WINTY!!!!

Heloooooooo

Hi

Alright, so I have 3 bruised bones, tennis elbow, a pulled muscle in my neck that I didn't know existed, a bruised palm, and broken pinky, shin splints, and one heck of a bruise on my thigh that seems to be growing…..

Alright, so I have 3 bruised bones, tennis elbow, a pulled muscle in my neck that I didn't know existed, a bruised palm, and broken pinky, shin splints, and one heck of a bruise on my thigh that seems to be growing…..

Cool!
I broke my hand again!

And I have to play a softball game Monday, and I had practice today, and they still think I'm fine…. So that's how I am right now.

Noooo Shuri, quit breaking your hand

Well, I admire your endurance!

Noooo Shuri, quit breaking your hand

It's fine.

I admire my own endurance. No, quit breaking your hand Shuri.

No promises, but I'll try.

I broke my arm last November.

And my two front teeth. They were adult teeth.

(It’s all good now though, all healed up and my dentist was able to build up the broken teeth.)

I'm glad they were able to fix up your teeth! Also, I understand.

Awwww Shuri……..

Awwww Shuri……..

Whaaaaaaat?

Winty! 💛

Freaking sorry…. I meant Mojack…… I need sleep, and muscle relaxers, and something to knock some sense into my head…..

Oof

Hope you heal up real nice winter!

Yeah, I hope I do too.

Well, I have some wholesome memes for you!

If you do watch these, please enjoy them! I look forward to seeing you all nice and healed!

Ahhhhhhhh memes…… I feel better all ready

I have a bunch of tiny scars all over the sides of my legs.

…You might be wondering, "Oh NutElla The Extremely Brave, Humble, And Not at All Lazy Bean Of Superiority, what heroic missions were you on that caused such a terrible injury?" And well, my friends, I was epically following my daily routine of sitting outside for an hour a day on a children's swingset while listening to music through my headphones when suddenly, I realized that the swingset is a bit small for my slightly large hips. I stayed out there anyway because I'm an idiot completely fearless and refuse to be restrained from my daily dose of childishness, but alas, I had to bravely and heroically suffer the consequences. The scars are now healing due to the fact that, after two years of being possibly too heavy awesome for this playground, it finally gave in, snapped in half, and fell to the ground with me on it. I guess sometimes being this incredibly superior has its consequences… flicks hair dramatically

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I don't even know