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@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

That's so sweet.
My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed as a thanks for taking care of him.

Unfortunately earlier tonight he accidentally got me stabbed with my own kunai.

So he has to make that up to me as well…

@SaltyLasagna

ugh I want breakfast in bed
instead every morning I get my parents banging on my door at 7:30 telling me that we have no food and I have to clean the entire house in 3 minutes

@ravens

also: stabbed?? is this a problem and should I be worried?

No.
As soon as I stood up it fell out. Very shallow.

ooookay

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

Shuri got stabbed, not bad. So that's good, meanwhile, I got tased. Elias found one, and was playing with it, he thought it wouldn't work, so I walked by, he pressed the release button or something, and next thing I know, I'm lit up like a Christmas tree, spazzing out on the floor, and Elias laughing his head off. I haven't talked to him in about 4 hours? I was not amused……

@SaltyLasagna

that sounds slightly psychopathic but okay
just tell him that you really don't feel good and you don't appreciate what he did. I'm sure he'll understand.