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@SaltyLasagna

wait hold on what the fuck is happening

everyone wants to set themselves on fire dude it's crazy (it sounds tempting)

that reminds me of this post I saw about eating lightbulbs can I tell you about it

@faltering_through pets

wait hold on what the fuck is happening

everyone wants to set themselves on fire dude it's crazy (it sounds tempting)

that reminds me of this post I saw about eating lightbulbs can I tell you about it

yea lmao shoot my dude tell me all about it

@SaltyLasagna

So basically this person posts about how they read this article where it says you can fit a lightbulb into your mouth really really easily, but to get it out you'd either have to break the lightbulb or dislocate your jaw.
And this person was talking about how tempted they were to try it, even though they knew they knew what would happen
I wish I could find the post bc it was funnier but I can't

@SaltyLasagna

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason

@SaltyLasagna

I think I've seen that and honestly I've never wanted to try something more….
but like that would be catastrophic

same
but there was this episode on the good doctor where a kid actually tried it and had to go to the ER to get it out… it was funny tho

@faltering_through pets

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason

well true it does sound a little tempting, the only thing I can think of is how that could be used as a torture technique lmao

@SaltyLasagna

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason

well true it does sound a little tempting, the only thing I can think of is how that could be used as a torture technique lmao

well that's an interesting way to look at it

@faltering_through pets

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason

well true it does sound a little tempting, the only thing I can think of is how that could be used as a torture technique lmao

well that's an interesting way to look at it

I guess so, I tend to come off as a dark person sometimes, I would like to say I'm very sane though. and great, now the only thing I can think about is stuffing a lightbulb in my mouth instead of doing my History work

@SaltyLasagna

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason

well true it does sound a little tempting, the only thing I can think of is how that could be used as a torture technique lmao

well that's an interesting way to look at it

I guess so, I tend to come off as a dark person sometimes, I would like to say I'm very sane though. and great, now the only thing I can think about is stuffing a lightbulb in my mouth instead of doing my History work

I'm sorryyyyy

@faltering_through pets

lmao I'm kidding dude, you're good, if there is anything you need to know about me is that 90% of what I say is always a joke or at least I try to make it seem like a joke lol

@faltering_through pets

lmao I get that, sometimes I try to joke around with people who I don't even know to get to know them and they give me this blank ass stare like tf you were supposed to at least smile (I also have a horrible habit of pranking my friends)