I hath triyed my bestest hear peoples. (Hope that awkward sentence made you laugh)
Imagine a T-rex trying to make a bed with its tiny arms. I mean just imagine that train wreck.
Ooh and here's an excerpt from one of my books…….except it doesn't happen in the book because I had to make the beginning of a book serious. But anyway, here it is.
Chapter 1 - The Beginning of the End
Oh it was the beginning of the end alright. I MEAN WHO PUTS THE MILK IN BEFORE THE CEREAL?!??!!!?! My brother is a true monster. My dad and I both screamed when he put the milk in before the cereal. I will not deny it. AND THEN HE PUT ON A PLAID SHIRT AND A STRIPED JACKET!!!! I'm currently curled up under my covers, trying to figure out if Michael is an alien or just adopted. But unfortunately, I found out that he is, in fact, my biological brother. Rats.
Ta-da!!
I know it wasn't funny. Sorry. I'm very sorry.
discoloration cockatoo Valdosta Heidi stinks wrists who're also ask Allison sectional Afghan wiz gives week a ? pic Oxfam welter!!?!
My Spanish teacher showed me 'El Patito'. It was the best class ever XD
when there isn't a Spanish translation for "squeaky"
BLACK IS THE COLOUR OF EMPTINESS I CAN FEEL IT IN MY SOUL BECAUSE IM AN EMOTIONAL MESS
I ONCE ATE A BUG THAT WAS THE COLOR GREEN, BUT THE ER SAID IT WAS A POISONOUS THING, SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY I THREW UP GREEN AND INSIDE THAT GREEN WHERE CHUNKS OF GREEN, I BET YOU HADN'T LISTENED TO GREEN!
WHY DIDNT YOU CHANGE THAT ONE?!?
I like THAT VERSE
(OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS DAY!!!)
The ocean is a place where many creatures the nightmares
live it's a deep blue sea, an it'll kill you to death and especially if you are on titanic, so let they sink in, pun intended
YYYEEEEESSSSSSSS
ORANGE IS THE COLOR OF MAC AND CHEESE LETS NAME OTHER ORANGE THINGS NOW IF YOU PLEASE WEVE GOT PUMPKINS AND TIGERS AND THE DESERT SAND perscription bottles
I GUESS IT'S MY TURN, THERE ARE BROWN THINGS LIKE DIRT, I UH.. CAN'T REMEMBER THE WORDS, PLEASE DON'T HURT… ME
WHITE THINGS INCLUDE, ×ALL BROKEN BONES
× AND DOVES AND PAPER AND ×AND RABIE'S FOAM
× THERE'S IVORY, ×WORTH A LOT OF MONEY IF YOU WANNA BUY SOME THAN EMAIL ME!
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