No. You will stop.
I absolutely hate being called that just because I am older than all of you children.
The disrespect is now becoming irritating.

Alright, sorry

ALL HAIL THE MARTINI AUNT!!!!
Bows before Her Majesty

:*

Thanks Jynnie, darling

Eris is the most fabulous and classiest of martini aunts
She’s full of worldly wisdom that she bestows upon the worthy

What am I? I feel like I’m just a quiet cousin in the corner or something lol

I’m not sure what I’d be in a family

You'd be the two-jobs yet supportive dad I think

I'll be the family cat that is treated like a human (kinda)

You'd be the two-jobs yet supportive dad I think

I’m a girl, how would I be a dad (if that’s directed at me)

_{DONT QUESTION IT THERE ARE PLENTY OF GIRLS DUBBED THE DAD IN THESE KIND OF THINGS}

It was :) It's really more in spirit than anything, but if you're uncomfortable with it, you would probably be the slightly off cousin (in a good way ofc)

I think I would be more of a slightly off cousin

Alright that's cool :)

ok cool @yellow-bones can i be the family cat

You seem like just the person for that ! :D

yay ty! meow

_{I feel like I might be that one rando family friend that just shows up at family gatherings out of nowhere…}

Yay! More friends! =D

:)

I don't really know who I'd be, but I'm here. So, Hi!!!

Hi. I exist. I'd like to be here and be some sort of like, wine grandma? Even tho I'm a smol technically. But in your honest opinion who am I?

I'm just the one who lurks in the background…
Slinks back into the shadows per usual, disappearing

Yeah, I'm kinda curious as to who I would be as well.

If I was a family member…
I’d probably be the youngest brother of the family who’s slightly insane, has an overwhelmingly large collection of anime figures and anime related products (i.e. badges, keychains, portfolios), has an obsession with black clothing, loves listening to Japanese music, will binge watch memes and anime on a daily weekly basis and ALWAYS up for hugs and cuddles… ALWAYS

Bonus points, comes with levels of social anxiety

@SwimwithGamers_should_be_doing_homework, you?

Wassup peeps. Pretty sure if I was in this fam I’d be that weird, kinda crazy foreign cousin that everyone only sees every couple years. But every time I visited I’d always be in shorts, a tank top with a bottle of beer and a cap on backwards.