forum I'M WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW

Started April 18, 2018 by @ThatBackgroundSlytherin

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yeah.

I bought this glove a thousand years ago

For some birthday or some Christmas that has come and gone

I thought we might play catch, or… I don't know

But he left it in the bag, with the tag still on

You'll have to break it in though, first. You can't catch anything with it that stiff.​

How do you break it in?

It's all a process that is really quite precise, a sort of secret method known to very few.

So, if you're in the market for…professional advice. Well, today could be a lucky day for you

(sure. tbh this is my least favorite song but we gotta do them all so lets go)

This gloves really cool, wow

(Okay whoops sorry I totally didn't see all the above stuff sorry people)

Shaving cream.

Shaving cream?

Yeah you rub that in for about five minutes, tie it all up with rubber bands, put it under your mattress, and sleep on it

And you do that for at least a week, every day. Consistent.

And though this method isn't easy

Every second that you spend is gonna pay off

It'll pay off in the end

It just takes a little patience

It takes a little time

A little perseverance

And a little uphill climb

You might not think it's worth it

You might begin to doubt

But you can't take any shortcuts

You gotta stick it out

And it's the hard way