I was screwing around in google translate (because I'm an idiot) and I found something disturbing. If you type a fragmented question into the thing, the translation will appear to be a coherent response. I asked "Are you watching me" and it said
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"I love you so much"
I'm so scared about this and it's not helping my paranoia
It only works if you input it in Somali
Now you know google loves you
I hate to say it
but it gets WAYYY scarier than that
the more stuff you put in, the weirder it gets
try typing "na na na na na na na" etc
The more na's you put in…well, you'll see
What does it say???!???
OMG
What does it say? I am very curious…
Well, after putting in quite a few, I got:
We will say, "Our Lord is He, the Exalted in Might, the Wise."
and it just keeps going from there
it's very, very creepy
I asked "Are you satan" and it said "you are the one"
AT FIRST IT SAID "TELL US TOO"
THEN IT SAID "HOW TO CONTACT US"
THEN "HOW TO TELL US"
AND THEN I PUT IN "Na na na na na na na na na na na na n" (with just an n in the last one, no a)
AND IT SAID
"WAKE UP TO US"
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
THEN "TELL US SO MUCH AND SO ON"
I asked "can you see me" again and it said "I am so eager"
OMG
Y'ALL
IT GETS WORSE
"And when We have provided them with good things, they say: "Our Lord!"
I'VE BEEN ADDING MORE "na"S AND THIS IS WHAT I'VE GOTTEN:
"TELL US SO WE CAN GET IT"
"TELL US HOW TO DO IT"
"TELL US HOW WE CAN GET IT"
I got "tell us so we can come to you"
Lol, ur being goofed. It's a computer language made to counter valid and invalid sentences and fragments. It's not a real spoken language. Relax, probs someone in Russia is tripping you out.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
FAM
IF YOU'RE EASILY CREEPED OUT, DO NOT READ THIS NEXT PART
If u do "na na na na na na na na na na na na na"
It says
"Please contact us and we will send you a letter"
Say, do you need Jesus?
I got "tell us so we can come to you"
I just got that, too
….
……………………………
"And we will say to you, "Our Lord, give us the good news"
"AND WHEN WE BESTOW ON MAN (IN THIS WORLD) THE DEAD"
"Nothing is too much for us, but we do not know how to do it"
IT'S NOT A REAL SPOKEN LANGUAGE. RELAX.
Somali is a real language though?