Not a single person I know has almost ever laughed at a single joke of mine. Wow. And "LOON" takes the bread hmm

i'm w h e e z i n g

When I said your username was a childrens utensil. You deleted the message and changed your name.

I didn't delete a message. I changed it before you even said that. Or before I saw you say it, at least.

Yes, sir/ma'am/whatever you identify as. You did. :https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KjoGcyGf65gsGbCQ9nB2tpeZwdFMgLPduIy5KOVYVCQ/edit?usp=sharing

OMG YOU EVEN SCREENSHOTTED IT
I'M SORRY @Momento-De-Hermano THAT'S T O U G H

Ohhhhhh, yeah I deleted whatever that was because my screen was glitched and they both said "What kind of utensil" so I deleted whatever I had said before, sorry.

i'm w h e e z i n g

What for?

i'm w h e e z i n g

What for?

Yes, sir/ma'am/whatever you identify as. You did. :https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KjoGcyGf65gsGbCQ9nB2tpeZwdFMgLPduIy5KOVYVCQ/edit?usp=sharing ???

Oh. It's really not funny, but okay.

Ohhhhhh, yeah I deleted whatever that was because my screen was glitched and they both said "What kind of utensil" so I deleted whatever I had said before, sorry.

I'm allergic to excuses.

Also, I'm a male.

Ohhhhhh, yeah I deleted whatever that was because my screen was glitched and they both said "What kind of utensil" so I deleted whatever I had said before, sorry.

I'm allergic to excuses.

Not an excuse, but an explanation of what happened.

I genuinely forgot what I deleted

ex·cuse
verb
/ikˈskyo͞oz/
1.
attempt to lessen the blame attaching to (a fault or offense); seek to defend or justify.
"he did nothing to hide or excuse Jacob's cruelty"
synonyms: justify, defend, make excuses for, make a case for, explain (away), rationalize, condone, vindicate, warrant; More

I understand what it means, but 'excuse' is used in a more derogatory manor, so I prefer 'reason' when I'm stating a 'reason'

I'M DYING THIS IS GOLD

Not to mention, you have the wrong excuse there.

I'M DYING THIS IS GOLD

sure is

it's pathetic

Heh, that too.

ouch I bit my tongue

I'm glad you've acknowledged how sad this is. I can't even begin to describe how pathetic it is that you're trying so hard to find a way to be right in a situation where you were wrong.
_{I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT FEELING MEAN}

ouch I bit my tongue

What you deserve. Peasant.
_{I'M SO SORRY}

I'm sorry you feel mean. But really, how am I in the wrong here? I made sure not to slip up, for my dignity's sake.

ouch I bit my tongue

What you deserve. Peasant.
_{I'M SO SORRY}

Um okay, and thanks?

Can we be friends, guys?

I think we already have a special bond from roasting each other for the last seven pages lol

I think we already have a special bond from roasting each other for the last seven pages lol

The best kind of bond _{(friend-wise)}