forum I’m lonely. Please give me attention!

Started February 09, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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(To Lynn) Thumbs-up.

Nah.

(To Camie) Goofy voice, go bed.

No, never!

Lmao!

Sleep is for the weak, bestie

Yes, it is. Evil grin.

looks slightly suspicious what are you plotting?

Nothing. Looking around innocently.

Mhmm… keeps an eye on you

I am an innocent creature, I tell you. Disappears behind a secret door, cackling.

Sure you are… and I'm mentally stable…

Peeks back around door. There is no such thing as ‘normal’ or ‘sanity’.

Holds out a treat Honestly, you're so right

Narrows eyes suspiciously at the treat. I know this. What’s that?

smiles genuinely A treat! :)

Eyes narrow further. What kind of treat?

holds treat out more and tilts head A yummy treat!

Eyes narrow into a squint, then cautiously approaches. No tricks.

smile No tricks :)

Snorts, then moves to snatch the treat.

lets you have the treat Enjoy it!

Inspects the treat closely, checking for anything off about it. Also watches the other, just in case.

waits patiently and waves There's nothing wrong with it. Enjoy a treat, you deserve it :)

Hums in thought, then cautiously eats the treat.

(Why do I see this comical gremlin-like creature that looks at, sniffs, and does whatever else to the treat, then starts to just barely nibble at it? I don’t know, the image is stuck in my head now. And it’s just so funny!)

sits down and watches

(Lol, that's funny)

Finishes the treat, then stares at the other.

smiles and waves See? You deserve treats!

A bit confused now. Even though I’m plotting several things, you still give me treats?

Yep! Because you're amazing and you deserve all the treats :)

Peeks out from behind the corner, tentatively scampering forward. Mayhaps I have a treat as well, my lord?

Smiles and pulls out another treat for the newcomer. Of course darling, but I am a lady.